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Timdo: not sure

Damian: I don't know, you weren't answering me, I just got worried and assumed

Jonny: I looovvvveee yooouuuu

Dick: Jon where are you we need to have a talk

Damian: you're so annoying, Grayson

Jonny: :((( say it back

Damian: I love you too Jonny

Dick: no

Dick: unexpectable, you too young to date

Jason: why'd you text him in this GC

Damian: I didn't read it, I just saw his name soo

Dick: you 2 need to break up n o w

Jonny: Let me take you out on another date?

Jon: maybe to the movies? or just to the park?

Damian: we just went on one yesterday

Damian: it's still a yes though

Jason: That was fucking adorable

Timdo: I love how they're doing to it get on dicks nerves

Timdo: that was really cute TBT

Dick: Damian, Jon where are you ?? We need to talk!

Jason: shut up and let them go on there date

Timdo: you better not hurt their relationship

Jason: yeah

Dick: but

Jason: no buts. no whats. no coconuts.

Jonny: Hiya Dick! :) I'm on my way to steal your brother

Jonny: and marry him

Dick: N O

Damian: I want a proper proposal

Jonny: Ill remember that bb  ;)

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Damian: okay I know I have a boyfriend bUT

Damian: Matthew gray Gubler could fucking M U R D E R  M E

Damian: and I thank him

Damian: like he took the time out of his to kill littl' ol' me

Damian: 👁///👄///👁

Jason: FUCKING MOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Dick: who is Matthew Gray Gubler?

Damian: you have lost all your rights

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Damian: Why do men have rights??????????

Damian: I think miss frizzle should run the world

Damian: AND I  L I V E  BY THAT

Jason: YES OUR QUEEEEEEN

Timmy: P. E. R. I. O. D. T.

Dick: no plz

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Tim: Jason you're so fucking stupid

Dick: Hey! be nice!

Jason: Sticks and stones may break my bones,

Damian: But a crowbar will do it  S O  much faster

Jason: .......

Tim: PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT

Dick: DAMIAN NO

Tim: DAMIAN YESS

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Damian: I was singing the frozen song in the man's bathroom

Damian: you know INTO THE UNKNOWNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Damian: and some random man started singing with me 

Damian; and I came out of the stall to wash my hands because I'm not nasty asty bitch, and this man looked me up and down and said

Damian; so you're a bottom too, I respect that

Jon: but he's not wrong 

Damian: THAT'S NOT THE POINT

Jason: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Tim: I love this story

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Damian: sometimes I wanna yeet myself off a tower

Damian: but then I remember I have a boyfriend

Damian: and a fat ass

Dick: ... I'm not sure what to say

Jason: hAAAAA

Jonny: you do have both of those

Dick: Jon!

Jason: I CAN'T BREATHE

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Damian: yall is it bad I wanna learn the WAP

Damian: I mean.. I got a WAP soo

Damian: *Debby Ryan hair thingy*

Tim: 👁 👄 👁

Jason: ... I hate everything

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Lil note,

sometimes I'm like wow people actually read this. that really baffles me.

also, the gay queen or whatever the name is was going to be an OC, that I kinda gave up on, she was just a friend of Damian and Jons, (kinda a Morgan and Garcia relationship) she might have been like a vigilante or something. she might never show up in the books but she might.   

also, do you like this text one-shots? there the only thing I have the motivation to write


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