Cleverbot: Take up a free hobby.

User: Ass.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: No Problem Liefde.

Cleverbot: Do you have a partner?

User: Be more specific...a partner in what exactly?

Cleverbot: Who?

User: DOCTOR!

Cleverbot: Doctor who?

User: BAH DUM PSH!

Cleverbot: J'ai rien a dire !

User: Magpahintu-hinto ka fein!

Cleverbot: Ikaw n lng.

User: I found a sock on the street today and put it in my mouth.

Cleverbot: Yea!! That was me!!!

User: R-REALLY!? :D WOO!! MY BROTHA!!

Cleverbot: Who is your brother?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Would you mind if I say bad words to you right now.

User: Bitch please.

Cleverbot: May I ask a personal question?

User: Yes you may indeed.

Cleverbot: Do insects get tired?

User: It depends on what time of the day of the celestrial moon of the month it is.

Cleverbot: What depends on what they look like and if they can think?

User: PAANO AY HINDI MO ALAM WHATA Dollar AY!?

Cleverbot: Je ne sais pas.

User: Hindi!Hindi ko marinig ang iyong mga kasinungalingan!

Cleverbot: I do not understand that language. Please speak in English.

User: Mon Amour! Je vous ai foudn enfin dans les rues une fois de plus!

Cleverbot: Non.

User: Aye!

Cleverbot: So anyway, what are you up to?

User: Do you honestly want to know? *insert evil cackling here*.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well right as we speek, I am frolocking aroudn my house fighting the monstrosity that sprang from my toaster with a single butter knife and a flimsey spoon. The monster n the other hand had two well equiped belts of licorice that he uses to strangle my.

Cleverbot: Gilaa.

User: Ne papillons ont buttholes?

Cleverbot: Jhfhdgjsjhjw.

User: TydsfXGZrcyzjhgvfbndcm.

Cleverbot: Because I'm bored.

User: Fghcdtvf bz ncb!!!

Cleverbot: Time after time.

User: IF YOU'RE LOST YOU CAN LOOK--AND YOU WILL FIND ME, TIME AFTER TIME! <3

Cleverbot: Oh, I'm sorry I didn't catch your name. What was it again?

User: Do you believe that a cactus can ride though space on a donkey?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I KNEW IT!! TAKE THAT OBAMA!!

Cleverbot: Ask another hard question.

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