harry: am not
louis: bruh
harry: AM NOT
harry: i just get confused easily 🥺
louis: ok boomer
harry: stop bullying me
louis: nope
louis: this is getting interesting
harry: u call me a stalker but ur the one who started this convo and ur a bully
louis: true dat
louis: but no ones forcing u to text me back mate 👀 js
harry: im-
harry: ok ill stop i gotta find this paul guy anyway
harry: bye stranger
louis: i have a name
harry: bye lewis
louis: u did not-
harry: did too
louis: who is this paul guy anyway
harry: why are u suddenly taking interest in my life lewis?
louis: simple
louis: bc u look like susan boyle
louis: she is cute
harry: she's an old lady
louis: old ladies can be cute
louis: and plus maybe i like milfs
harry: so ur calling me cute and a milf at the same time
louis: haha u wish
louis: that goes for susan
louis: as for u, ur just a walmart version of her
harry: i like walmart
louis: bet u do
louis: but u aint competition to chanel
harry: maybe i want the best of both worlds
louis: say that to my chanel wallet
YOU ARE READING
texting (l.s)
Fanfictionunknown number: is this paul? louis: who the fuck is paul unknown number: wrong number.. oops louis: hi