Aries- I think you are okay, not the best but not the worst
Taurus- you are so lazy!! You never get up on mornings, if you wake up at like 10am you go back to sleep until the afternoon just because you hate waking up on a morning!!
Gemini- I think you have a nice talent in singing
Cancer- you wake up at like 5 in the morning and wake everybody up!! You are so annoying! No offence (y/n if cancer)
Leo- you are the heart of the party! You bring life and happiness to this umm.... *whispers*shithole
Slendy: JEFF!!!
Jeff:what the fuck do ya want!!
Slendy:what did you call this place?!
Jeff:beautiful
Jeff's mind:shithole Slendydick
Slendy:no killing for a week!
Jeff:C'MON, GIVE ME SOME MOTHERFUCKING PRIVACY!!
Author:SHUT THE FUCK UP BOTH OF YOU, I AM TRYING TO WRITE A CHAPTER WITH THE HELP OF JEFF AND YOU, SLENDYDICK JUST COMES AND INTERUPTS THE WHOLE CONVERSATION AND NOW LEO HAS A WHOLE BLOCK OF WRITING BECAUSE OF YOUR TWO'S PATHETIC BICKERING!!
Slendy:my greatest apologies
Jeff's mind:can this crazy af author read my mind?
Author:.... Yes.
Jeff:C'MON, GIVE ME PRIVACY!
Author:we'll be back in a moment
~next morning~
Leo- you are the heart of the party, you bring life to this (slendy glares at Jeff) mansion (slendy stops glaring at Jeff and teleport to his shitho- office) everyone loves to watch you perform tricks and comedy acts with splendorman and LJ
Virgo- hmm.... Never really spoke to you much but you are a cool person!
Libra- no matter how many times I dis you, you always have a comeback, I have never ever won our dissing wars!
Scorpio- umm... Wait, you live here!!
Author:oh my Zalgo!! YOU NEVER NOTICED THIS PERSON BEFORE!!
Jeff:nope...
Author:(chases Jeff around the mansion) [y/n if Scorpio] IS THE BEST CREEPYPASTA THAT LIVES IN THIS DAMNED SHITHOLE!! AND YOU ARE HERE, NOT KNOWING A SINGLE THING ABOUT [Y/N]?! ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE JEFF!!
Jeff:maybe you could introduce me to the-
[y/n]:who hasn't noticed me before?
AUTHOR:THIS ASSHOLE!
[y/n]:chases Jeff
Author:technical difficulties over this end, I'm so sorry for this, I hope this isn't making you bored my fellow readers it's just, Jeff is being a complete asshole and is making this a whole lot harder. Welp, I better introduce him to the others before I interview his opinions about them. I'll be back once Jeff has met them all!
~a week later~
Scorpio- you are extremely rough, you gave me six stabs in each shoulder
Author:Jeff!
Jeff:sorry...
Author:continuing...
You are kind when it comes to your friends and people you care about and you are very protective over us
Sagittarius- we are officially best friends! You are incredibe at knife throwing!!
Capricorn- hmm.... Other than the fact you prank me a lot, you are a fun person to be around
Aquarius-
Jeff:GIVE ME BACK MY KNIVES
[y/n] :NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS!! HAHA!
Author:I'll just take Jeff's spot
Aquarius-Jeff doesn't like you because you keep on stealing his knives and hiding them
Pisces-he thinks that you have nice.... (looks at his notes).... Hair? Lmao!! He also thinks you are the 'go to' (sleep, lol) person when he needs you to stab someone.
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Creepypasta Zodiac Signs
RandomTitle says it all I just want to say, I have no grudges about any of the zodiacs, I'm either struggling to think of things or they are just completely random. I just let my fingers type and my mind to just wonder away from reality Cover picture foun...
