Hisoka and Illumi wanted desperately a large amount of money in order to pay some debt.
Hisoka: Is this really right?♠
Illumi: Since when do you care about right things?
Hisoka: Who knows-_-♦
Gon: IDIOTS! JUST LET ME GO!!!
Illumi: Such a noisy kid-_-
Hisoka: Of course he is noisy...How would you be if someone kidnapp you?♥ >;D
Illumi: That will never happen! (/-_-)/
Hisoka: Yeah...♣
Illumi: Anyway, call his father and say that his son is with us...don't forget to be threatening okey? We need the money!
Hisoka: I got it ♥
Gon: LET ME GO!!!!
Illumi: Oh shut up-_-
Hisoka: *♠ calls Ging♦*
Ging: Hello?? :3
Hisoka: If you want to see your son safe and healthy then call an ambulance with some sexy nurses inside and bring a hot soup so he can eat--♥
Illumi: *punches Hisoka* （。_°☆＼(- - )
Hisoka: Awww♦ ◎ ☆（♯××）┘
Illumi: Idiot!! *grabs the phone* LISTEN YOU SON OF A BITCH WE HAVE YOUR SON OVER HERE AND IF YOU DON'T DO WHATEVER WE WANT HE WILL DIE!!!
Ging: M-My son?? YOU MOTHERFACKER! HOW DARE YOU??? JUST TELL ME WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT! JUST DON'T TOUCH MY SON!!
Illumi: WE WANT 80.000.000 $ RIGHT NOW!
Ging: H-HOW MUCH????
Illumi: 80.000.000 $ AND IF YOU DON'T BRING THEM WE WILL KILL YOUR SON!
Ging: Un...Uh....O_O....What son?.... I don't have a son..*closes the phone*
Illumi: Eee? o,o
Hisoka: What?♠
Gon:???
Illumi:....You know Hisoka? Let's just go and rob a bank -_-
Hisoka:....I see♦ -_-
Gon: Hey...What about me?
Hisoka: Wanna come with us? ( ˘ ³˘)♥
Gon:....Just kill me ;_;
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Ging....Honestly-_- What kind of father are you?? GIVE 'EM THE BLOODY MONEY AND SAVE GON!
Killua: No need for that...I will save him!
You are too late man!
Killua: OH NOOOOOOOOO~~~
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HxH Goes Crazy ( Hunter x Hunter One-shots )
FanfictionA book...A book with our favorite HxH characters! In this book you will read conversations between the HxH characters, but be careful little cupcakes!!! You may find some spoilers, swearings, boyxboy, girlxgirl, crossovers, OCC characters, bad very...
