rumor [ seongsang ]

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Messages
3:22 pm
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You:
I hate my own existence
Why do I breathe

Seonghwa💫:
😟
??? Sang????
Are you okay

You:
Mmhhhdndnnnnnn
Lord
Can I get a BREAK

Seonghwa💫:
???????
y e o s a n g

You:
Why do I even go to school
Why do I bother.
These bitches be making it harD!
Seonghwa how do you feel about murdering someone and running away with me

Seonghwa💫:
I'm-
No murder!
The second half is acceptable

You:
Some football team jackass got my number off of Juyeon's phone and has been just
haraSSING me for the past few hours

Seonghwa💫:
...
Maybe murder is acceptable
Try to convince me

You:
Yeah iirc I don't think anyone at this school knows I like guys so I think he's just fuckin with me but!!
He's just sending bunch of random ass gay porn links and dropping slurs like no tomorrow

Seonghwa💫:
I've been convinced.
I'll be there in an hour with the duct tape and bleach 🥰💕

You:
kJSJAJAJ SEONGHWA
don't use bleach it's too corrosive
Just mix some club soda with water
that usually does the trick

Seonghwa💫:
I
Why do you know this 😭
USUALLY?

You:
Oh Seonghwa honey
clearly you've never had to save your mom's bedsheets and it shows

Seonghwa💫:
I'm supposed to be the mature one
Stop this nonsense immediately

You:
I wasn't kidding 🗿

Seonghwa💫:
.....
Yeosang being the best son (part 2)

You:
Yeosang being the worst son part 893

Seonghwa💫:
My parents would kill for a child like you
Seriously

You:
Have you forgotten i'm kinda
✨🌟un homosexuel🌟✨

Seonghwa💫:
Trust me I remember
Still applies
At least you help out

You:
Please if I didn't my household would be in shambles

Seonghwa💫:
When he's a housewife😩

You:
I-
YOU're one to talk
Don't think I've forgotten about "Hot Mami"

Seonghwa💫:
listen
If I'm hot mami you can be a housewife
It's still gay what are you worried about

You:
Oh 😳
Not the logic I was expecting but damn if he ain't right

Seonghwa💫:
Anyway we were discussing this football player.
Is he popular?? I have contacts.

You:
Wh... what do you mean you have contacts
You're so scary

Seonghwa💫:
😘

You:
Hwa??? 😰

Seonghwa💫:
the name.