rumor [ seongsang ]

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12:47am
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You:
I return

dance legend:
Ah yes!! Welcome

You:
So I was sitting there
Trying to solve my anatomy homework
And I thought hmm
That person whom I text
Maybe he/she/they would know how to do this

dance legend:
Hmm anatomy?? Probably
Also for future reference
I happen to be he/him

You:
Oh shit a boy
This is valuable information
Brb gotta change ur contact name

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➥ edit contact?
    "Dancer Boy"
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Dancer Boy:
I can already feel u collecting the info

You:
Plsss I take what I can get
All I know about u is that ur male, dance, and exist somewhat nearby

Dancer Boy:
I know considerably less about you if we're being honest

You:
Okay well—
I happen to also be male

Dancer Boy:
Noted
So, fellow man
U need help with ur anatomy hw?

You:
I really do
Hold on a sec
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Dancer Boy:
...
I'm so sorry
I don't even know where to begin with that;;

You:
DAMN 
It's okay I'll just keep googling the answers
Anyway while I take a break
This is an excellent time to get to know each other

Dancer Boy:
....
Sure why not

You:
Okay give me ur birth certificate, credit card number, life story, greatest hopes and dreams

Dancer Boy:
never mind I'm leaving

You:
AKJSJS NOO
Come back :'(

Dancer Boy:
Jk still here
U know I've been to ur school before

You:
Have you??
Omg for what reason

Dancer Boy:
For a dance competition

You:
Classic response coming from 'dancer boy'

Dancer Boy:
Is that my contact name

You:
Yes it is
Do u want me to change it

Dancer Boy:
Nah it could be worse
My friends' contact names for me are,,, wild

You:
Spill
Now u gotta tell me some

Dancer Boy:
Some of my favorite ones are
'Birthgiver'
'Where's the lambsauce"
'Hot Mami'
'CEO of chefs'

You:
I-
Explain all of those immediately
I'll die if I don't get answers

Dancer Boy:
hA well,,,
Birthgiver is because my friends like to treat me like their mom
Hot Mami is the same concept but just sexy version I guess

You:
Sexy mom...
Oh my god you're a MILF

Dancer Boy:
NO
Anyway
Lamb sauce one and CEO of chefs is because I cook stuff for them

You:
So essentially you're a mom?
Good to know
The mom friend is an essential part of life but sadly I don't have one

Dancer Boy:
Well u have one now I guess :)

You:
Omg :')
Truly honored

Dancer Boy:
So son I'm gonna be real with u
I'm kinda tired
Please allow me to sleep

You:
Oh sorry yeah it is late
Go ahead I ain't mad I get it kJsjjs

Dancer Boy:
Then gn!!

You:
Night !
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