Where the hell is author!?!?!

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(Gerald was visiting author's house to make another chapter for this book)

(Gerald knocks at the door)

Gerald: Author you there its been a week since you last did a chapter?
Hello? Hold on...

(Gerald noticed the door was unlocked and he went in)

Gerald: Author your house is open geez where the hell is author

(Gerald looks at the kitchen)

Gerald: Author you here...

(Author wasnt there but Gerald did find a bowl of mini snicker bars at the table)

Gerald: Aww sweet snickers i love this author wouldn't mind someone getting 1 snicker bar

(Gerald grabs 1 mini snicker bar from the bowl and proceeds to find author)

(Gerald goes to the living room to inspect where author is)

Gerald: Author you here hello anyone? Man this place looks like its deserted where the hell did author went he said he wanted to make a chapter but here i am in his house without him... OH I KNOW he might be nutting on those off-brand anime magazines lemmie check his bedroom

(Gerald heads to the 2nd floor at his bedroom to find author he opened the door to see no signs of him but his magazines)

Gerald: Well i was technically correct but no author here lemmie call him

(Gerald calls author via his phone and 1 minute later no answer)

Gerald: I swear to god he didn abandoned this and what is that...

(Gerald sees something shiny when he approached it, it was author's key for the house)

Gerald: Why would he leave his house key inside his house oh well lucky i found it i am surprised though that his house isnt robbed yet lmao

(Gerald looked everywhere for author until he found a note in one of his cabinets)

Gerald: A note lets see what it says

(Dear to whoever reads this,
As you may know due to laziness
And i had to stay in my grandma's house for absolutely no reason i couldn't resume my own book i am not saying this as if i am going to leave the book forever once my laziness and possibly the excitement is at its full potential i could resume it back but we still dont know when it will be back in shape also if your reading this Gerald i know you took 1 of my mini snickers bar and my house key but dont worry its free and please lock the door, until for now signed by author)

Gerald: So thats why... well i guess i should inform this to the readers i guess and also how the fuck did he know im here anyways

(Gerald went down stairs and left author's house with him locking the door of course and as always author has another key to his house which i dont know the reason why author leaves another key like that in his house but hey im just a narrator not a character but anyways cya)

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