White girls

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  • Dedicated to Helen "Len" Pham
                                    

Around !actual white girls:

Me: Hi :3

White girl: Hello :3

Around my white girl friends:

Me: CAMAS YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY EMAILS!

Camas: Sorry...I've been busy....reading manga

Around girls that try to act white:

Fake White Girl: OMG we are like so matching! *giggles with her friends*

Me: OH MAH FUCKING GOD WILL YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP! BEFORE I TEAR YOU TO PIECES!

FWG: OMG so rude

Me: *Eye twitches* That's it *Pulls out a pistol*

Donnie: *Drags me out before I can do anything* You can't be shooting every fake white girl you see

Me: Shut up -_-

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