*Me and Liu Kang were shoved into a small closet by Johnny, Lao, Cassie, Jacqui, Jin and Takeda. So because they shoved us in a closet that has little to no moving room things get akward*
Me:....*Moves a little bit*
Liu Kang:......I think it would be better if you faced me
Me: *Moves so I face him* Hey Liu
Liu: Yes?
Me: Is that a dragon in your pants or are you happy to see me?
Liu Kang: Uh.....
*Johnny suddenly opens the door*
Me: YES! FREEDOM!
