Jin: I'm back from rockin' out with my cock out! Get this shit, some dude just came up to me and thrust his package in my face!
Me: Waaa?
Jin: Yeah I almost puked on him because it looked like a bunch of sweet treats, but I took it just in case it was full of some sweet meats, if you know what I'm sayin'.
Me: *Opens packages to find various Asian Sweets* (°_°)
Jin: Ugh, I knew it! It's sweet shit! Sorry, those pedophile moves don't work on me anymore! Kuko, how do you do it? I can actually feel my ass dimpling!
Me: *Still staring in awe*
Jin: Uh, chica? Did you hear me?
Me: *Snaps out of daze* Uh yeah what was it?
Jin:......Never mind......you can have em
Me: Yay! *Begins to eat*
Jin: Careful geez it's not the end of the world
*Next day*
*I get out the shower and see the scale nearby*
Me: I guess it wouldn't hurt *Gets on scale* To see......*Reads the numbers* WHAT THE HELL 56.69 Kilo!
*Later*
Jin: Kuko I went out and got more sweet shit
Me: *Sitting quietly*
Jin: What the fuck's the fondant anyway? It looks like plastic! And who the hell turned Tofu into a pudding? Flan is just basically pudding right?
Me:......
Jin: Kuko
Me: Yes Jin?
Jin: Are you on a diet? You can tell me!
Me: *Falls off couch* N-no wh-what m-m-makes you say that?
Jin: *Squeezes belly fat* Fatty! Fatass! One more hit! Fatty! Fattyfattyfattyfattyfatty-
Me: *Punches him in the face* Whatever the fat'll go to my chest and ass anyway
