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matt: i'm gonna kill you
holy: what?! i didn't do anything!
matt: you dragged me into it
holy: so? it wasn't my fault that you were stripping in public
matt: i'm on the internet holy
holy: oh please, it's not like it has million views
matt: it has a million views
holy: what? no- oh
matt: this is fucking war holy

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