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holy: DID ANYBODY CALL THE PIZZA? I'M FUCKING STARVING
ann: is it absolutely necessary for you to yell it?
holy: YES
emma: i called domino's ten minutes ago, they should be here soon
holy: WELL THEY ARE NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH
nora: holy, you ate a whole pot of ice cream like five seconds ago
holy: I NEED FOOD TO REPLACE THE EMPTINESS IN MY HEART BECAUSE MY GIRLFRIEND IS A MILLION MILES AWAY
emma: did she seriously leave you on valentine's day?
ann: it wasn't her choice, her mom had already bought the tickets to paris
nora: man, that's fucked up
holy: I HATE THAT WOMAN, SHE JUST HAD TO TAKE MY BABY AWAY
ann: are you sure she's alright? she's not usually like this 
nora: oh god
emma: what?
nora: please don't tell me that she ate the whole pot of vanilla ice cream
holy: I DID
nora: god dammit holy, that ice cream had vodka in it

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