Seihoes2:07 am
teal trash can: who messed with my name?! Why is my name trash?
watery: what tf oikawa-san it's 2 am
mattSUN: me and @makkiroll changed others names but we didn't change your name
makkiroll: heh there's only 1 person who could've changed his name
teal trash can: who did?!
hajibae: i did you piece of shit
teal trash can: iwa-chan, you MEANIE *hmph*
kyoutani's: YOU PIECES OF SHIT IT'S 2 AM GO TO SLEEP
yahaba's: baby, calm down
teal trash can: omg, we're sorry we ruined your beauty sleep 💅
hajibae: shut up you alien fucker
teal trash can: i only fuck you iwa-chan ;)
mattSUN:OoH
makkiroll:wHat
mattSUN:iS
makkiroll:tHis
mattSUN:wE're
makkiroll:sEnsiNg ?
kunîmî:can you please be quiet, kindaichi and i are trying to sleep, but our phones keep ringing
kindiechi:babe why did you tell them?
kunîmî:oops
mattSUN:OoH
makkiroll:wHat
mattSUN:iS
makkiroll:tHis
watery:shut up can you people go to sleep?!
mattSUN:wE're
makkiroll:sEnsiNg ?
teal trash can: iwa-channn come back to bed, i'm lonely :(
hajibae: i just got water dumbass
makkiroll: at least our relationship isn't like that @mattSUN
mattSUN:yeah right babe #thebettercouple 💅
watery:i'm trying to sleep here?
teal trash can: aw is watari jealous because he's the only one that's singlee?
watery:shut up and sleep already, ugh
a/n: my first everrr chatfic, hope you like it. bye byee ✌️
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