Oʙᴇʏ Mᴇ! Sʜᴀʟʟ Wᴇ Dᴀᴛᴇ? [Oɴᴇsʜᴏᴛs & SᴄᴇɴᴀRɪᴏs]

𝓘𝓷𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓠𝓾𝓸𝓽𝓮𝓼 [1]

Mammon: [Looks up at the stars]

MC: Whatchu doin'?

Mammon: Hm? Oh, I'm just naming the stars after people I care about.

MC: Oh, do I get a star?

Mammon: You get the whole galaxy.

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Lucifer: Belphie!

Belphegor: What?

Lucifer: You kept kicking me in your sleep!

Belphegor: ...

Belphegor: Who said I was sleeping?

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MC: This is my ex boyfriend!

Everyone: ...

[Obey Me Character]: You need to stop introducing me like that..

[Character]: Hi, I'm MC's husband.

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Website: Please Confirm This Is Your Password.

Simeon: [Typing] Yes, this is my password.

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Beel: [Hitting MC]

MC: OW, BEEL WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!

Beel: I'm hitting on you.

MC: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO IT–