France: K, so we're killing things? Titans to be exact?
Eren: No! You have not trained!
France: Lay off the anger pills, drink some wine, and shut the fuck up.
Caelynshrub: Yeh, so then I said to the Bertholdt Mctitanbig-"
Eren: YOU JUST SPOILED WHO THE BIGMCLARGEHUGE TITAN IS.
Caelynshrub: Everyone knows Bertholdt's the titan, you weeb.
Marco: Come to Marco's Supplies Store! We're having a sale! Everything is half off!
Caelynshrub: *laughs violently*
Kaylashrimp: Lel.
Petra: I GOT-
Eren: Stooooop! You're spoiling everything!
Caelynshrub: No the fuck I ain't.
Eren: Yes, you are.
Caelynshrub: Noooo, I am not, Eren Jaeger Mctitankiller!
Italy and Conny: *stuck in tree*
Germany: Omg, Italia. *MANLY sigh*
Jean: Omg, Conny. *MANLY sigh*
Caelynshrub: HORSEFACE!!!! My subtitles say your name is John! Like wtf, man!
Jean: I don't care.
Caelynshrub: God, you need to get laid. Rude as hell.
Jean: *frowns*
Caelynshrub: Sorry.
Jean: K. *eats tomato*
Spain and Romano: OMGGGGG!!!! *steal Jean's tomato*
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