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Hetalia jobs!

-You never would have guessed our beloved hetalia characters would have these jobs-

•Prussia•

Prussia had accomplished being a tax attourney. He got paid a lot. He always laughed in Austria's face, proving the Austrian that he was wrong for telling Prussia he'd never be sucsessful. Prussia enjoyed helping people with their money problems. It made him feel a hell lot awesomer.

•Russia•

Russia had become a preschool teacher. He had no idea why. He just did. Although he complains when the kids whine all the time, he still does his job. He does need the money, after all.

•France•

France became a waiter. Not at a French restraunt. At Red Robin. France did not exactly enjoy the Red Robin food, he thought it would be more of America's liking. France got nice tips of $4-$6 of doing a nice job with customer service. Lucky France. I don't even get tips on how to do math better!

•Austria•

Austria was not the next Betoven... Baitovan? How do you even spell that bitch's name? Well, He was not the next Mozart, let's just say. He was the next Peirce the Veil lead singer, though. Austria had given up on classical music, and found an interest in rock music. Prussia found it rather amusing, Austria told Prussia it was just a phase. But boy, was he wrong!

•Lithuania•

The new Morgan Freeman. What else.

•Poland•

Poland was the next top model and new Heidi Klum. But he's not German so he doesn't have Heidi's accent. He was more fabulous than the other Heidi Klum and didn't take shit from anyone! Not even Lithuania. But he never took shit from Lithuania to begin with.

•Le admin•

I work everywhere so I'm not even gonna do a summary. But it is fun staying home writing this all day and thinking somehow someone put crack in my green tea causing me to write these stories. Life's a fun little bitch!