(Holy frozen pinecones I haven't wrote in forever.
SORRY ABOUT DAT!!
So, have this insane stuff that's been in my mind since Christmas but I've been too laaaazy to write it.)
*Christmas Day*
Caelynshrub: I GOT A SHRUUUB.
Kaylashrimp: Lel, of course. I got Franada doujins, a Prussia body pillow, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles yaoi shit so. Also, Noiz-senpai's hat that I stole from him.
Pepper: *is buried in condoms* I got better presents than all of you.
Canada: I got pancakes and maple syrup. Yay.
Franc: I GOT WIN AND BAGUTT.
Caelynshrub: Wait, who's stealing all the French e's?
Spiderman: Sorry, Wolvrin needed them.
Caelynshrub: But you're with Batman.
Spiderman: I'm friends with Wolvrin doe.
Caelynshrub: Don't kiss him, and I have no problem.
Spiderman: Okay?
*10 seconds away from Midnight*
Everyone at huge party thing: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
Random human: 0!
People on tv: Happy New Year!
Pepper: You nerd. No one says 0. 0 is left out.
Human: But lots of people do it!
Pepper: Does Morgan Freeman do it?
Person: No.
Pepper: Does Pepper Bonnefoy do it?
Person: No.
Pepper: Then no one should do it, k?
Caelynshrub: *Gets out cake* So it says "I ate a grape" and not "Happy 2015!" bc they were all out of 2015 cakes.
Kaylashrimp: Did you just buy it?
Caelynshrub: 5 minutes away from the countdown.
Kaylashrimp: *facepalms*
Lexiface: What type of cake says "I ate a grape"?
Caelynshrub: This one!
Cake: *gets eaten*
Caelynshrub: Is eaten a word? If it isn't, I don't care. I'm writing... MY HUMAN COUNTERPART is writing this when it's like idk what time but still.
House: *is on fire bc cake*
Pepper: Is it hot in here?
France: Non.
Remito: Guys, the house is-
Pepper: Shut up baby.
Remito: I'm 4.
Pepper: Shut up toddler.
Remito: *is quiet*
Poland: LAIK, THE HOUSE IS TOTALLY ON FIRE.
Lithuania: Oh no!
Caelynshrub: NO NEED TO FEAR, I AM A FIREFIGHTER! But I'm on vacation so yeah call an ambulance.
On that day, we lost an important person. Timothy Grapella Cakeson. He was a chocolate cake with a wife and 3 kids. He suffered a horrid death of being consumed. But isn't that a cake's job? Anyway, we also lost Campbell Korey McSoup, Nacho Cheese Chip, Nacho Cheese Chip Jr., Nacho Cheese Chip 3, and many more. We will always love you people. We will never forget you, and if there is a page of beloved lost ones in this book, you would be on it.
(There won't be a beloved lost ones page.)
Bye!
JE LEEST
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