Hazbin Hotel Preferences

Dating Alastor Would Include

- Fancy dinners 

- Him having to pull you into a dance whenever music plays on the radio 

- He lets you and only you play with his tail, and you enjoy its fluffiness 

- You also really enjoy (Making fun if him by) putting a lot of different things on his antlers 

- He will  become Wendigo if any demon hurts you or tries to hurt you. Emotionally of physically 

- "Alastor, I want kids!~" 
- "W-Wha-" 
- "Kids?! Are you sure?!" 

- Very frequent hugs and kisses from the tall boi 

- The two of you treat Niffty and Husk as your children 

- Complements everyday from him 

- You have to deal with a ride back in time with this man, holy Jesus 

- The two of you go on nightly walks 

- Quite a lot of teasing 

- Cooking and baking together whilst trying to not burn down the entire hotel 

- He allows you to use his chest as a pillow, but that's it, unlike Vaggie 
- Pussy. 

- If you're ever having a hard time falling asleep, (Haha, me every night) he will lay down next to you and happily sing to you softly until he knows that you're asleep 

- Occasionally pulling on either his tail or ears. 
- And then a very long chase of life or death. 
- But he eventually calms down and traps you in his love and affection until you promise that you wouldn't do it again (At least, in public >:3) 

- Singing together 

- Feeling successful once you got him to eat something sweet for once in his god damn life and afterlife 

- Alastor makes flirts with you via dad jokes 
- "Alastor, please, shut up. . . You're not even a dad. . . (Yet)" 
- "So? Dad jokes are great!" 

- Sometimes trying to mimic his radio-like voice 
- But you always miserably fail, which always makes Alastor violently laugh 

- Alastor is fucking O V E R P R O T E C T I V E 
- More protective than Vaggie
- If he figures out that you're leaving the hotel, he instantly takes you by the arm and walks you wherever you need to go with pure pride 

- You also literally can't talk to any guys without Al being near you unless it's Husk or Angel 

- Most of the demons in hell are pretty scared of you after news got out that the two of you started dating 
- And they have good reason to, if they even dare looking at you in the wrong way, they're going to have to say 'bye' to their head

- Al really likes giving you cuddles, just because he's the most powerful demon in hell doesn't mean he doesn't need a lot of love

- There's a lot of love here.
- And a lot of smiling, just for him.

- God, I have a L O T  to say about this beautiful demon