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Gordon Ramsay

A/N: wow, I just surprised of how many people actually read this book, thx guys x

Peter Parker-Stark (16) aka Spider-Man has been living at the tower with Tony and Pepper for about a year and is the only one who knows how to cook (even Steve and pepper don't know how), so Tony decides for everyone to have cooking lessons.

There is swearing in this (sorry cap)
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(peters pov)

I arrived at the Tower after a horrible day at school. Flash wad in a bad mood, so he decided to taunt the frick out of me. Not even the teachers cared! Once the doors opened only to see my favourite Chef ever! Gordon Fucking Ramsay!

Mr Ramsay turns to see me and smiles "Hello" he says in his British accent, putting a hand out I shake it smiling "H-Hello, M-Mr Ramsay" he chuckles at my nervousness, "My name i-is Peter".

"Well, nice to meet you Peter, I heard that that your the only one who knows how to cook here, correct?" Mr Ramsay asks me.

"O-Oh.... I-I can cook, but I wouldn't say it's great" I answered giving him a small smile to him, and continue "oh and I really like yours and your showed their really great, I hope that I could be a- OMG I'm rambling again, I-I'm sorry" I curse at myself for rambling, but he just laughs at it.

"It's alright, just I'm happy someone likes— loves my work here" Gordon smiles back at me, going to talk again but was cut off by Tony (dad). "Ha, Gordon Ramsay I see you've met our star and only cook here" dad says, shaking his hand and putting an arm around my shoulders. "Tony!" I hissed at him, making him chuckle slightly at me "what Pete, you should know it's true" he smiles and raffles my hair.

"We'll see how good he is m, now let's start teaching you sorry bastards to cook, except you peter, I'm sure your okay and I would like to taste your food, so you will be joining us" Mr Ramsay smiles and then the three of us walks in the elevator and go to the 88th floor where mum and dad set up a cooking space.

We walk in to see Wanda, Steve, Natasha, Bucky, Bruce, Clint and Sam (the others are on a mission or off plant), all preparing to try and make something. "Right, now that everyone is here I want all of you to try and at least cook one meal, so go get you ingredients and your time starts, NOW!" Mr Ramsay yelled, making me flinch a little but I rush to my station with my ingredients 'right peter, make the spaghetti Bolognese with meatballs as pretzels from scratch' I mental tell myself and start cooking.

I put the spaghetti on and the mince meat with the onions for the meatballs. After I start working on the pretzel dough. Looking around I spot dad trying to make an omelette with bacon but failing. Suddenly I hear Ramsay shouting "What the Fuck! Rogers are you even trying!" I laugh loud if as he also yells at the others and seeing their faces, god, they looked so scared (but Aunt Nat).

I finished the dough and the took the meat off with the spaghetti and put the bolognese on, I also cook the pretzels. While I see Mr Ramsay come over to me. "So Peter, what are you making today?" He asks me, I gulp hoping not to get yelled at like the other, as my enhanced hearing will properly make it worst.

"W-Well, I'm making Spaghetti Bolognese with meatballs and for dessert I'm making pretzels" I says, popping a heart shaped pretzel in the fryer.

"Oh, I can't wait to try it and seeing you have everything under control, I'll leave you to it" Then Mr Ramsay just walks off, while I'm hearing Dad, Sam, Clint and Steve whisper "how the hell did he not get yelled at!" Giggling, I plate the Spaghetti and add parsley on the top, then plate the heart pretzels with the toppings. Also, since I made more for the others I plate them as well.

"Okay Everyone! Time is up" I look up to see what everyone has made and to be honest i was impressed to see that they where semi-okay.

"Tony, what the fuck is this shit" Gordon shouts at him, and stupidly Tony reply's with his sassy self "Well, it's obviously a omelette" he looks at Tony to yell back at him "How on EARTH did you mess this up, I'm not eating this cause I want to live."

He comes down the line, shouting at the rest, until he gets to Aunt Nat. "This is not food, it a smoothie Natasha" He states, unimpressed. Her only answer was "I don't care" and walks off to everyone who was gathering around me as I'm the last person to get judged.

"Okay, now Peter, this looks really good and you even did predation for it, Im impressed" mr Ramsay says, and to be totally honest I am fanboying like crazy on the inside. "Th-Thank you, Mr Ramsay" I cheerfully say to him.

He takes two bites at of the two dishes. I get nervous as I don't know if he likes it or not, as he's face has no emotion on it.

"Oh My God" he says shocked, this has me worried, as I believe it was bad. "I-I'm so-sorry did I d-" I was cut by him, as he was god smacked. "This is the Bloody best thing I have tasted in a long time!" Ramsay shouts and I stare in shock with the rest of the avengers, who were there, have their mouths on the floor.

"When or how, did you learn how to cook like this, Pete?" I smile at the nickname, but slowly turns into a dark one. "Oh, well I-I learn to cook by m-myself, to cook f-for my an-aunt...." I look down as it still is a touchy subject. I feel a embrace of a hug from the man himself.

"I'm sorry, I guess that she and your parents are..." I nod but I smile at the surprising affection he is giving, even tho he doesn't really show it, just like Mr Stark.  "It's fine Mr Ramsay, I still got a family even if I don't think so" I turn a look at my Dad, uncles and aunts, with them returning it.

"Well can I get your number, so you can talk to me or if I want your help in the kitchen, like showing you off or yelling at them" I laugh, as we give each other are numbers. After he stays for dinner and watch 'Hell's Kitchen' and then he leaves saying bye. I think I could say it was a good day.

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