Peter walks into the living room and the rouge avengers are there. He doesn't care.
He goes and gets some tortillas it falls and he catches it.
Peter:Hurricane Katerina More like hurricane tortilla!
Now all the routes were confused besides Clint because he knows vines like a gen z but acts like a five year old. He wants to see there reactions. He goes to turn on the stove but he burns himself.
Peter: MOTHERTRUKER DUDE that HURT LIKE A BUTTCHEEK ON A STICK
Now the the avengers are concerned and Steve just needs to if he's okay.
Steve: Are you okay...
Clint: *whispering* You need to say phys-
Peter: *sing songy* Hey guys thanks for checking in, I'm still a piece of garbage
Peter then quits on the stove gets the carton of juice and go to eats his tortillas but the juice is empty!
Peter: THIS BISH EMPTY YEET *YEETS*
FRIDAY: Protocol Yeeter Peter in play notifying Boss
Peter: Noooo Friday why?
But it's to late Mr.Stark is already there.
Mr.Stark: Peter what did we say about yeeting things?
Peter: not too. *more excited* But the rouges Are here so that's good!
Tony: *muttering* Oh dear Jesus
But he is holding his hand jestering to the rouges but it just so happens that it points directly at Bucky and there is a teen with super hearing that heard:
Peter: *Loudly for inside voices but not loud enough for caps: Oh he's Jesus! *walks over to Bucky* Hello Mr. Jesus sir!
Bucky: Kid I'm not Jesus.
Peter: That's exactly what Jesus would say.
Bucky: Ok kid IM NOT-
at that point the rouges realizes that Peter is just a cinnamon roll and that they needed to protect him with there lives.
Bucky: Ok fine I'm Jesus.
Peter: *Le GaSp*
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