Spiderman oneshots {mostly Christmas 🎄 oneshots)

Shuri and Peter

Disclaimer I don't own marvel as much as I want to

Summary: Shuri Peter teach Thor Captain America about yeet

There were in a battle when Peter ran out of webs and there were this monster things coming at him so he couldn't just stop and put the webs in so he did the only logical thing, took a big piece of debris and screamed yeet and threw it very hard. Thor happened to be there and he said it was a good battle cry Peter said to use it. He used it so then Captain America said what is this enhancing your battle. At that point after the battle Peter and Shuri got Steve and Thor and taught them about yeet and all the other vines they would need to know to have a good battle. That is how the avengers ended up as memes to the true gen z kids and VSCO girls joined hydra after trying to kill the avengers with there Hydro-flasks. The Hyrdo-flasks became Hyrda-flasks and the tiktokers were mad because being a VSCO girl would get you a year in jail.