Eli: If you're "friend" makes you only become friends with other people they approve of, or only make them your "only friend" RED FLAG!
Eli: If they tell you that " You can't wear that, it will look bad when we are together in pictures" RED FLAG!
Eli: If you tell them a secret and they tell everyone about and when you come to them to ask if they were the one that told everyone about and they say " GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD ACCUSE ME LIKE THAT, I THOUGHT WE WERE 'FRIENDS' " RED FUCKING FLAG
Eli: IF THEY ARE EXPECTING YOU TO DO EVERYTHING FOR THEM,
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH THEM!?