William: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Stirling: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Eli: Then you're poisonous, you idiot!
Anon: What if it bites itself and I die?
Eli: That's voodoo.
Myx: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
William: That's correlation, not causation.
Ichiban: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Eli: That's kinky ;)
