Rainbow of randomness (Requests open)

In sickness and in health (but mostly sickness) (Daiki Kaito x sick! reader)

This is a request from @TaylorGriffith879.

Y/N : your name
Y/e/c : your eye colour
Y/h/c : your hair colour
Y/f/f : your favourite food
Y/f/m : your favourite movie

Warnings: some swearing, tooth-rotting fluff and some cheeky innuendos 😉.
Also, I inserted a joke from Whose Line; let's see who finds it.
Enjoy, and don't forget to vote and comment!

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A rather loud crash resounded throughout the apartment, and the y/h/c girl groaned in annoyance, retreating deeper into her cocoon of blankets. For a moment her mind contemplated the possibility of a burglar breaking into her house, but then she thought better of it
It's not like I have unheard-of riches in here, and I feel too much like shit to get out of bed
She ignored the sound, snuggling against the pillow.
She was just about to fall back asleep, when another bang echoed and the door of her bedroom was opened
<<Good morning Y/N!>> A happy, loud voice announced the entrance of someone the girl knew all too well. Begrudgingly, she sat up and threw the most threatening glare she could master (which wasn't very intimidating, considering she looked like a human taco)
<<Daiki! What on Earth are you doing here!?>>
The young man smiled at her and walked closer, heading toward the window
<<It's nice to see you too, my friend>>

Y/N blinked
It's unbelievable how he could utter that sentence without the slightest hint of sarcasm
Her musings were brutally interrupted when her visitor opened the window, inviting sunrays into the room. Much like an annoyed cat, Y/N hissed and scooted away
<<What the hell?!>>
Daiki turned around to look at her, still smiling but also concerned
<<It's a great day! You were lying in the dark and I thought->>
<<I have a terrible headache and I- I->> A sneeze cut her off, and she slumped down on the bed again
<<Oh, I see; you're sick>>
<<No shit, Sherlock>>
He cocked an eyebrow, but she dismissed it
<<Forget it, Daiki; just leave me to my burrito of sadness>>
His response was a chuckle and, thankfully, the windows were drawn a little
<<Oh, Y/N, don't worry. Why don't you take a nap while I->>
<<I was taking a nap when someone burst into my house and woke me! What did I tell you about turning up out of nowhere?>>
He scratched the back of his neck, looking away ashamed
<<You're right. Sorry, Y/N. I wanted to see you>>
That was enough to soften the sick girl, who grinned at him from beneath her pile of blankies <<You and your dimensional travel...>>
<<Hey, if I didn't have that ability we would have never met!>>

That retort brought back memories of the first time she'd seen him.
That had been the start of a beautiful friendship, brought along by a sore bump on the head -his- because, as she recalled-
<<You knocked me unconscious with a frying pan>>
At that, she blushed
<<Oh, yes. I'd been watching too much Tangled... But it's your fault! That's what you get for materialising out of thin air into my home, tearing down my bookshelf>>
<<Perhaps you should put it somewhere else>>
<<Of course, you accuse that poor piece of furniture... I think you only have yourself to blame>> His smirk bode no well
<<I only have myshelf to blame? Rude>>
It took the poor sick girl a moment to wrap her head around the horrible punchline he'd delivered, but when she did, he got a cushion in the face
<<That joke was terrible, and you're a terrible friend, Daiki; you make me waste my energy by throwing pillows at you and assault my poor bookshelf which, judging by the racket from before, I'm sure is no longer standing even now...>>
Daiki turned starlet and winced, looking toward the door. Y/N cackled, though her laugh was cut short by her cough <<It's ok D, don't worry>>