Mia Anderson

Part 31

We were in the choir room. All of us. New Directions and Trouble Tones.

(Mercedes) "Can someone tell us what's going on, please?"

(Finn) "This week, the Trouble Tones and New Directions will both be singing music created - by ladies and for ladies."

(Santana) "Oh, hell no."

(Finn) "Next week, all of us will be going to Sectionals, and one of us is probably gonna win. But, Santana, we're worried about you."

(Santana) "Worry about yourself, fetus face."

(Finn) "Glee's about learning how to accept yourself for who you are, no matter what other people think. And that's what this music is all about."

(Santana) "So, wait, I don't even get a say in this? Not cool."

(Finn) "Everybody in this room knows about you and Brittany. And we don't judge you for it. We celebrate it because it's who you are. Look, I know not everybody outside of this room is as accepting and cool, but we're doing this assignment this week so that you know in this rotten, stinking mean world that you at least have a group of people who will support your choice to be whoever you want to be. That's it. That's what we're doing here. Blaine? Kurt?

(Blaine) "Santana, Kurt and I have a song we like to sing to each other in the car. And we want to sing that for you right now."

(Santana) "While there's nothing I'd love more than having two Pretty Ponies serenade me, I think we'd get further staging a "gel-ervention" for Blaine than singing lady music."

(Kurt) "I know it's hard. It was hard for me, too. But you can get through this."

(Blaine) "If you could just stop being so defensive."

(Santana) "I'm trying, but your hideous bow ties are provoking me."

(Puck) "Wait, are we talking lady on lady or girl on girl? 'Cause there's a big difference."

(Mia) "Seriously Puck?"

(Mr. Shue) "Puck, focus, okay? Kurt, Blaine, why don't you kick us off with what you got?"

Kurt:
"Made a wrong turn once or twice
Dug my way out, blood and fire
Bad decisions, that's alright
Welcome to my silly life

Mistreated, misplaced, misunderstood
Miss "No way it's all good"
It didn't slow me down
Mistaken, always second guessin'
Underestimated
Look, I'm still around"

Blaine and Kurt:
"Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel
Like you're less than, less than perfect

Oh, pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel
Like you're less than, less than perfect
Pretty pretty please, if you ever ever feel like you're nothing
You are perfect

The whole world's scared, so I swallow the fear
The only thing I should be drinking is an ice cold beer
So cool in line, and we try try try
But we try too hard, and it's a waste of my time
Done looking for the critics, 'cause they're everywhere
They don't like my jeans, they don't get my hair
Strange ourselves, and we do it all the time
Why do we do that?
Why do I do that?
Why do I do that?
Yeah, ohh...

Oh pretty, pretty please
Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel
Like you're less than, less than perfect
Pretty pretty please, if you ever ever feel like you're nothing
You are perfect to me

Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel
Like you're less than, less than perfect
You're perfect
You're perfect to me
Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel like you're nothing
You are perfect to me"