Stupidman

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Harley: Hey guys so we have an extra special guest with us taday!

Ivy: Hey guys.

Joker: yeah whoopie! Note the sarcasm. <_<

Ivy: Oh shut up Joker! Your so immature.

Joker: I know you are but what am i!? >:p

Harley: Puddin! Be nice!

Joker: no promises!

Ivy: (rolls eyes) crazy.

Joker: Says the Eco- Terrorist!

Harley: Guys! Come on! Okay red ask the question!

Ivy: Fine. __SuperGirl__ asks: If you could have any power what would it be?

Joker: Is killing Batman a power?

Ivy: no.

Joker: Well aren't you a party pooper!

Harley: Ooooo, hmmm any power? The power ta shoot diamond shaped knives from my hands!

Joker: That's dumb.

Harley: >:(

Joker: what? it is!

Harley: Hey I know what power ya should get Puddin!

Joker: really?! What?

Harley: The power ta commit!

Ivy: Ohhhhh! Burn! (High fives Harley)

Joker: -_-

Harley: would ya like some ice with that, sweety?

Ivy: LOL!!

Harley: well if that was so dumb if a power how about this!? I'd want the power ta take away powers! Then Stupidman and his munchkins won't feel so powerful!

Ivy: Isn't one of the munchkins asking the question?

Harley: oh yeah. Hey supey!

Joker: ohh that's a good one, Harls! I'd want the power to be completely be made of my Joker toxin then I can make people laugh all the time!

Harley: That's so you, honey!

Joker: Ikr! Oh and by the way supergirl, we might stop by Metropolis some time soon so we should all hang out! I mean we might try and kill you but that just means we like you!

Ivy: good idea Joker let the hero know your in your way!

Joker: Ik I'm a genius

Harley: keep commenting <3 love ya!

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