"Who put all the chairs on the ceiling?"
"They've always been there."
"Really? Like the time you hid all the matching pairs of socks. Or the time you broke all the mirrors, screaming that the house was haunted."
"That was Sam and Bucky not me."
"You're full of crap."
Tony was 100% done with Peter. That kid single handedly drove him crazy.
"Please leave my field of sight, or I'll call Aunt May."
"Fine."
Peter left while Tony made himself a cup of coffee.
"That's your fifth one today."
"Shut it. Peter has been driving me crazy all day."
"Have you seen Shuri? She will not stop quoting vines."
"Join the club."
T'Challa and Tony walked away from the kitchen, telling each other about daily problems. Thor sat in the training room, watching Carol continuously punch punching bags across the room. She picked another one up, and put it back on the hook.
"Do you want a turn?"
"Nah, you're better at it then I am. Plus Goose would probably destroy everything if no one is watching him."
Goose hopped down from Thor's lap, and swallowed the entire collection of Tony's cars.
"Tony is going to be so pissed."
"Goose did swallow the tesseract like it was cat food, but the cars were more impressive."
"Imagine if there was more than one flerken here, it would be a madhouse. Fury wouldn't care. He likes the cat more than his friends."
"Goose is his only best friend. We're just friends from work."
"It's sad but true."
Carol heard her pager go off and checked it.
Where the hell is Goose?
With me and Thor. He swallowed Tony's entire car collection in like five seconds.
Mother Fu-
Nicholas Joseph Fury! Don't make me come up there and slap you!
Don't try me Captain. Do you really want to go there?
Please, I am three seconds from coming up there to beat you myself.
Jesus Carol, just deal with Stark.
Fine, but you owe me a drink.
Carol turned off the pager, cursing under her breath.
"I need your assistance Thor."
"Who's ass do I have to kick?"
"Just Tony's."
"This will be easy."
"You think that now. Just give it a few seconds."
"He's going to hate me after this, but I am 99% sure he already does."
Carol punched one of the remains cars, causing the alarm to go off.
"TONY!!! CAROL'S BEING AN BUTTHOLE!!!!"
"I AM NOT!!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DESTROYED ALL HIS CARS!!!"
Tony ran into the training room, and almost immediately, his face turned a violent shade of red.
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It Was Always You (Universe 163,729)
FanfictionS.H.I.E.L.D really didn't take crap from anyone. Being kidnapped by them was a whole new adventure, but at least getting recruited by the Avengers was good. Carol's life wasn't getting any better. Until she met Thor. He was a little odd, but it was...
