The comedian was having a rough day, got stuck in killer traffic, spilled his coffee all over his pants, fumbled up his interview, tripped and broke his glasses
Basically, worst day ever
Instead of skipping open mic night, he decides to get drunk and still perform on stage
"Whats up with black people, its like benches do a better job at supporting a family" he said, slurring each and every word he spoke
No one in the crowd liked his jokes
But nobody can get him off the stage
"Why'n ya'll laughing?" He shouted "that was a killer joke" then he laughed hysterically
Everybody in the joint booed
"SHUDDUP, YUS DRUNK, THAS WHY U DONT THINK DE JOK WASNT FUNNY"
He came down from the stage, and started terrorizing the other people
He tripped in front of a man wearing a plain black sweater with suspenders and seaweed-like hair
"What're you looking at, you euro scu-"
The man wasn't having it
"Step off, punk" the man says
"Whats happening here, James?" The barmaid asked
"Just teaching this clown a lesson"
"Just, dont make a mess alright, last time you were here, the fuzz had to come by"
"I wont"
"Alright then, i'll leave you to at it"
The suddenly, the mad comedian swings a bottle of whiskey at James
But he misses, and James kicks him from behind
"What in the hell?" The comedian said " try this, he picks up a stool and strikes James, it appears as if James phased through the stool and punched the comedian square on the jaw, knocking him unconscious, James takes his wallet
"So your name is daniel?" He pulls out a wad of cash out of daniel's pocket "this ones on daniel"
The whole crowd cheers, both for the silence of the madman and for the free liqour
"Sick people" James said in disdain, pulls out a cigar and lights
"Mhmmm" the barmaid said "asthma remember? Outside please"
"Oh yeah, sorry"
"No worries, dear"
James walks out through the back door, literally
