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Simons hair

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by zeldasaysbruh

by zeldasaysbruh

                                    
                                              HIS HAIR LOOKS LIKE FUCKING RAMEN NOODLES 
                          "Kirby can you please stop trying to eat my hair." Simon said 
                          "POYO!" *chomp*

                          Simon's whole head was now inside kirbys mouth. He started slapping the pink blob and then Simon fell onto the ground 
                          He was bald
                          Simon let out a scream but a literal second later his hair grew back.
                          "Okay my hairs back now"
                          The end 
                          Also I never want to imagine what Simon would look like if he was bald ever again.