i blame this chapter on agnetha she gave the idea just putting that here so i don't get yelled at for one time 🥰
so bol.com was almost married but ended up in a huge demon cat with 3 tails floating on a tree in the stomach of the thing we still call a cat. wild.
smøl bean had a huge suprise for bol.com. but the licies weren't 100% if bol.com would make it... the licies tried googling the question ( do you still live if you get pooped out of a cat?) the results weren't really helpfull actually..
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we don't want to buy a catlitter dipshit! we want bol.com back! so in case we actually clicked on the link with the question: is cat poop bad for lice
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yeah that didn't help either.
so we hope bol.com is alive.. but first we need to find the cat
the cat was hiding in a big cave chewing bols limbs and the sound of crushing bones echoed.
rip bol.
the funeral for bol was busy visited by many loved ones and ofcourse the enemies. the service was beautiful and ended with the banger emo anthem welcome to the black parade and the stone on bols grave had the poetic line:
