Obey Me! : Chat Fic Edition

The Rumor

Diavolo: ....Though, you may as well be the closest thing I have to a relationship.

Lucifer:  Should I be flattered?

Diavolo: :3

Thot Squad

Diavolo: I Am A Fool.

Diavolo: sent a screenshot.

MC: YES D IM SO PROUD OF YOU RN

Sims 3: "Should I be flattered"

Sims 3: Take a hint Lucifer, my God.

Assmo: The world isn't ready for this power couple.

Diavolo: I genuinely don't know what my next move should be.

MC: Ask him out????

Assmo: Or bed him.

Sims 3: Or both.

DM: Lucifer & Assmo

Lucifer: I need your opinion.

Assmo: ? This is new

Lucifer: What do I do if have feelings for someone that I shouldn't?

Thot Squad

Assmo: sent a screenshot

MC: no way

Diavolo: ...

DM: Lucifer & Assmo

Assmo: Why do you ask?

Lucifer: I've been... confused, as of late.

Lucifer: I shouldn't feel this way, as a professional

Assmo: Take a breather, Luc

Assmo: There's nothing wrong with having feelings imo

Assmo: However, what you choose to do with them are what really matters.

Lucifer: What I choose to do with them?

Assmo: You can pursue them, or vent using them, create art from them, repress them, let them go, etc.

Assmo: Though I don't recommend repression. Its not healthy

Lucifer: I understand.

Lucifer: Thank you Asmodeus, for listening.

Assmo: np! But who is this lucky person?

Lucifer: Sorry, the number you have dialed is no longer in service.

Assmo: r00de

Thot Squad

MC: Asmo get back here before Diavolo throws himself off the roof.

Diavolo: I'm not in hysterics.

Sims 3: Yet.

Assmo: back.

MC: well??

Assmo: well what

MC: did he say he liked Diavolo??????

Assmo: He pretended his number was out of service when I asked.

Diavolo: Sounds like Lucifer.

Sims 3: His eyes are twitching, give us good shit assmo

Assmo: Luc wanted to know what he should do if he's catching feelings

Assmo: I told him don't panic and make a rational plan as to what he wants to do with his feelings, in essence.

MC: that all?

Assmo: pretty much yeah

MC: Hear that D? Hes into you!!!!!!!

Diavolo: Where exactly did he say that?

MC: he didnt but its obvious 

MC: He was worried about "professionalism", remember?

Diavolo: He's always professional.

Sims 3: He would kiss your feet if you asked.

Assmo: on top of being a total ass kisser.

Diavolo: We don't know if he was talking about me.

MC: D, youre my dear friend, but if you dont get your shit together

Diavolo: MC, have you forgotten when he took an interest in you?

MC: wh

Assmo: oh i remember

Sims 3: Um????? Bring me up to speed here????????

MC: me too pls

Assmo: Lucifer wanted to date you MC

Assmo: you rejected him?????

MC: WHAT

MC: WHEN

Assmo: LAST YEAR? SPRING FORMAL? HE ASKED YOU TO THE DANCE??

MC: I THOUGHT HE WAS PRACTICING ON ME TO ASK SOMEONE ELSE?????

Assmo: MC YOU STUPID BITCH

MC: AGH

Diavolo: Wow.

Sims 3: MC you broke THE Lucifer's heart? You really are the leader of the thot squad

MC: WAIT NO

Assmo: anyway, ignoring MC shoving themself into a clown costume

Assmo: What does that have anything, D?

Diavolo: He could still be interested them.

Diavolo: He might not know what to do because he was rejected once, so he knows MC wants to stay friends.

Assmo: So that's what this is about.

Assmo: You're misreading it D, I'm telling you.

Diavolo: I won't take that wager right now.

MC: Do i apologize to Lucifer or???????

Sims 3: DO NOT

Sims 3: That's a can of worms we shouldnt open

Assmo: Agreed.

MC: hhhhhhhhhh