*Revamp of the original
You really love chicken nuggets, and chicken nugget really loves you. Are you ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime?
This is a joke and not a joke at the same time lol
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Y/N POV
After smashing the like button, hitting a Dio Brando pose, and then nae naeing all the thots to purgatory. I decided it was time to commit t a x e v a s i o n. Taxes were due on the 15th of April and it was the 16th of April. The IRS tried multiple times to arrest me, but me and Chicken Nugget kept singing the catchy song Tax Evasion and they couldn't stop us.
"Tax evasion, " I sang while snapping my fingers.
"Tax evasion," Chicken Nugget sang back while I continued to snap.
"Tax evasion! Tax evasion!" We sang in unison.
"Tax the Asians! Tax the Asians," I sang.
"Tax the Asian! Tax the Asians," Chicken Nugget repeated.
"Irrigation! Irrigtion!" I sang
"Irrigation! Irrigation!" Chicken Nugget chimed.
"Masterbation! Across the nation!" I cried.
"Is a sin, is a sin," sang Chicken Nugget.
"The Iranians! The Iranians!"
"Have the oil! have the oil!"
"Oh yeah! Tax evasion!"
The IRS gave up and we kept the hard earned cash we earned through our honest work. Since they don't teach how to do taxes in school I couldn't even do my taxes if I wanted to because apparently, The standard deviation formula:
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And being able to use it:
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Then the margin of error formula: which I'm too lazy to find and show right now, is more important (that was 8th grade), than taxes.
I was quite tired after wasting all that time so me and Chicken Nugget retreated to the bedroom for some cuddle time before we went to bed. I dreamed about a life of peace with my lover. Where, I knew what the hell taxes were and we were really happy together forever. While I dreamt I was soaring, but when I was to wake up I was surely to crash.
A/N: Aight, so, this has been like two days in a row, or it's been very close anyway. Whatever, just don't expect another update too soon. And S M A S H T H E L I K E
