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Senku: what's on the agenda today nerds

Ryusui: says the guy who literally created cell phones with his big brain

Ukyo: senku be like: *big brain noises*

Chrome: what's a nerd

Taiju: ur mom

Gen changed Senku's nickname to Nerd
Gen changed Chrome's nickname to Nerd 2.0

Nerd: i-

Nerd 2.0: BAAAAAAAD

Nerd changed Gen's nickname to Cola Fucker

Cola Fucker: N O

Nerd: oops my hand slipped

Francois: are yOU CUSSING IN THIS GROUP CHAT!??!!?!?!?

Francois changed Cola Fucker's name to Cola Lover

Cola Lover: better than before hahaha senku-loser-chan

Nerd: at least i don't leave my friends for a bottle of fake cola

Cola Lover: 1. tsukasa makes me barf i hate him 2. that cola was made with love i could t e l l

Nerd: whatever you say

Suika changed Francois' nickname to Mom

Mom: thank you suika

Suika: :)))

Ryusui changed Mom's nickname to Cooking Mama

Ukyo: accurate.

Nerd changed Ryusui's nickname to Dumbass 1
Nerd changed Ukyo's nickname to Dumbass 2

Dumbass 2: what!! no fair!! why's he #1 >:(

Dumbass 1: ahaha! i'm better than youuuuuu~

Dumbass 2 removed Dumbass 1

Dumbass 2: who's better now b i t c h

Cooking Mama: ukyo!!! language!!!!!!!

Suika: bitch!!!

Cooking Mama: N O

Cola Lover changed Suika's nickname to Sunshine Child

Sunshine Child: !!!!!!!!!

Cola Lover: suika if you cuss again i'll change your nickname to "poopoo child"

Sunshine Child: >:(((

Sunshine Child changed Cola Lover's nickname to Bitch

Bitch: oh my-

Nerd: SUIKA AHAHAHHAA

Nerd: GEN WHOS THE LOSER NOW AHAHHAHAHAHA

Cooking Mama: SUIKA!!!!!

Kohaku: what is happening

Nerd 2.0 changed Kohaku's nickname to Gorilla

Nerd 2.0: >:D

Gorilla: hey senku

Nerd: yes

Gorilla: permission to kill chrome?

Nerd: what? no.
Nerd: i need him for science stuff

Nerd 2.0 changed Nerd's nickname to Celery Head

Celery Head: you know what? permission granted

Gorilla: oh chrome~

Nerd 2.0: OOPS GOTTA RUN

Sunshine Child: rest in piece chrome

Yuzuriha: call him internet explorer cuz he's dead dead

Cola Lover changed his name to Senku Lover
Senku Lover changed Celery Head's nickname to Senku-chan

Senku Lover: :)

Senku-chan: i love you omg

Yuzuriha: taiju-kun this could be us but you playin

Taiju changed his nickname to Yuzuriha Lover

Yuzuriha: hehe

Dumbass 2: sorry to ruin your moments but ryusui just threw a rock at me with the words "add me back hoe"

Dumbass 2 added Ryusui
Dumbass 2 changed Ryusui's nickname to Hoe

Hoe: not funny didn't laugh

Cooking Mama: i swear to god-

Yuzuriha: yes?

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