My Candyman (Crankiplier)

I Think That You Guys Have Been expecting This...

So. Yeah. I'm REALLY sorry. I'm not gonna be updating this story anymore. I really am sorry. I just don't have the time, or interest to write anymore, and it would be wrong to leave you guys wanting more if I can't give that to you. I TRULY am sorry. It was a thing I started in the summer between my 7th and 8th grade year (yeah my profile bio lies, sue me I was insecure) and it was, at the time, a passion project, and a tribute to a fandom that really was going downhill, and wasn't very big, but has certainly grown sense Unus Annus became a thing. And even though I am still in the fandom, they're not my OTP anymore. It's KaspBrough now (Bill Denbrough and Eddie Kaspbrak from the Book/Movie IT) and I'm not gonna work on something that I frankly haven't cared about in over a year. But FEAR NOT, FOR AT LEAST THIS PROVES THAT IM NOT DEAD! I will give you an update on what has happened since I've last updated:

Got a lead in my Middle Schools first musical in 20 years Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory. AND I WAS FRIGGGEN WILLY WONKA!!!

Dyed my hair

Got cast in my first high school show! (Midsummer/Jersey {It's basically Midsummer Nights Dream, but modernized, and it's a REAL THING}) and I was ANOTHER LEAD! I was Dennis (Demetrius) and I got to wear fake piercings because reasons(?)! [Sorry for the Bad picture, I was high on adrenaline and was scared. But those were My costars Micheal (middle one. Lyle/Lysander.) and Claire (Nikki/Nick)]

And a dark photo with me and my other co-star (one of my favorite people) Korree (Mia/Hermia)

My boyfriend and I separated. And you'll never guess what happened (don't guess, I'm about to tell you). I GOT CHEATED ON 😬! Again... not fun. And THIS TIME it was my boyfriend, and the guy who played Augustus Gloop in Willy Wonka. Who is a year younger than me. Who knew that him and I were a thing, and claimed to not know, and he said that it was all forced anyway. So him and I aren't as close anymore. Yeah... And now I have feelings for a guy named Colby who I've known, and been friends with since WE WERE TWO, AND IN PRE-K! 😬! And he has a girlfriend. So life is ~nOt GoInG wElL fOr mE~

ONE LAST THING BEFORE YOU LEAVE OR THE PAGE, OR LEAVE A COMMENT!  My High School does a straight play, AND a musical every year, and this year we're doing GREASE! THE ONE WITH THE MOVIE STARRING JOHN TRAVOLTA! And since I'm one of like, four guys doing theatre and am a pretty good actor (if I do say so myself) and a pretty decent/good singer I THINK I HAVE A SHOT OF BEING KINECKY!!! I'm SOOO excited! Auditions are on January 16th, and we have to prepare a one minute monologue, and sing a one minute excerpt of an old 50's/60's song. And I think I'm doing either "Twistin' The Night Away" or "Another Saturday Night" by Sam Cooke. So, wish me luck!

Once again, I REALLY am sorry that I'm not gonna be uploading for you guys anymore. I know that some of you REALLY enjoyed it, and I hope that you won't be mad at me. I love you guys. And remember:

Pancakes are better than war 😘

O k a y  u p d a t e   t i m e (I might not ever do this again, but I felt like it so I'm doin it now):

So, like everything, our show (btw, we didn't do Grease because MTI {the people that give your the rights to do shows} screwed us over so we did Addams Family) got canceled because of COVID

I don't have another boyfriend and haven't had one since, but I AM open to having one, so there is that (@meadows_of_yellow on insta) just message me, and we'll talk from there. You can submit like boyfriend auditions or like resumes here if you wanna. Actually, yeah! Still message me, but drop a profile or like an application here before hand so I can look over it. I don't wanna come across as judgmental, but I also don't want like a 50 year old man talking to me yk?

U m m   w h a t  e l s e

I'll drop some new/recent pics of me ig