Code: Execute

Code: Messenger

(Y/n) saw the police leaving the scene with a deactivated bomb. A few investigators straggled around, and a familiar man in a brown trench coat, with cuts and a few bruises on his face, was smiling brightly in the moonlight at the woman.

"Ah, (Y/n)-chan~!  You got here so quickly!  Let's go grab dinner!"

(Y/n) immediately grabbed the detective by his collar and yelled, "What the hell kind of prank is this?!  Explain! Now! Why the HELL is everything all peachy?!"

He held his hands up in defense before saying, "Relax!  The situation is resolved! It's time for dinner and your database is the best way to find out who is still open this late!"

She pulled his face closer to her before yelling, "YOU DO REALIZE THAT I WAS WAITING ALL DAY FOR YOU TO CALL AND LET ME KNOW THAT EVERYTHING IS FINE, AND YOU'RE HERE INJURED AS HELL AND ASKING "What's for dinner?"

Dazai gave her an innocent smile before saying, "I know I forgot to tell you about everything working out in the end, but I'm going to make it up to you by taking you out to dinner!"

Atsushi had come up to the pair and tried to pull her off of him while saying, "Don't fall for his schemes, (Y/n)-san! You know he wins if he gets this kind reaction out of you!"

She huffed and let go of the man's jacket before crossing her arms and saying, "Give me details, now.  How did you get so hurt..."

She brought a hand up and cupped the man's face before brushing her hand over a bruise on his face as he said, "A porter beat me up!"

...

...

"Huh?  A Porter?"

"Yes!"

"I give up... I can never tell when you're lying anymore..."

(Y/n) took her hand off of Dazai and turned to Atsushi before checking over his injuries as well.  His were far less severe than Dazai's, most likely due to his ability's fast healing. Just who had they gotten into a fight with?

"Oh, (Y/n) is here?"

She recognized the sound as Kunikida's voice.  She was pleased with Atsushi's lack of bruises before walking up to Kunikida and examining him.  Her eyes went wide before she roughly turned his head to the side as if to examine his neck.  She muttered, "D-Dazai..."

The brunette came up behind her and looked over her shoulder before saying, "Uh no. That's not a good sign..."

Kunikda stiffened before saying, "W-whats wrong?  Am I injured? I feel fine!"

(Y/n) shook her head and said, "Worse..."

Dazai and (Y/n) looked at each other before simultaneously saying, "Your necktie is gone."

Kunikida slapped their hands away from him before saying, "If you have enough energy to play tricks, then you two can finish up here.  Atsushi, we're taking our leave."

The duo sighed in unison and whined to the bespectacled man who simply pushed his glasses up on his nose before walking away with a sweatdropping Atsushi.  "I seriously can't believe how similar those two are, Kunikida..."

As the duo walked away, Kunikida huffed out, "I'm sure those similarities is what made them such great friends in such a short amount of time. Only a week and the two are acting like they were friends for years and even in their past lives..."

(Y/n) and Dazai stood around at the site for about twenty minutes while Dazai answered all the questions asked by the officers on scene. She was making a report for the Agency based on his answers on her database at the same time.  Two reports with one interview--efficiency is key!