"Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut, you'd get some bitches"

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Scarlxrd: what is your guy's new years revolutions?

Comethazine: i wanna get fucked by a dyke

Scarlxrd: i regret asking now

6ix9ine: i just want to be loved

Smokepurpp: aww that's so touching too bad nobody cares

Trippieredd: fuck love i just wanna get fucked

Tayk: michael if anyone fucks you it would be considered beastiality with your lizard looking ass

Trippieredd: at least im not spending a majority of my life in jail

Liluzivert: you be doing the race from big dick tyrone

Tayk: fuck off symere your man look like a Exeggutor

Liluzivert: what man? I don't got one

Playboicarti: oh wow so it's like that

Liluzivert: yeah

Jetski: that's awkward but anyways i bought some fireworks

Smokepurpp: what? when did you get fireworks?

Jetski: just now

Jetski: i stole them

Juicewrld: your an idiot

Smokepurpp: don't light them until i get there

Jetski: too late i already got my lighter ready

Smokepurpp: gazzy no

Jetski: gazzy yes

Jetski: if you guys see some bright red fireworks in a shape of a smiley face that's me

Comethazine: gazzy your gonna start a fire and kill everyone

Juicewrld: shut up they are just fireworks i think he can handle it...i hope

6ix9ine: gazzy i literally live a block away from you where are the fireworks?

Jetski: they are duds :(

Smokepurpp: thank god

Smokepurpp: i mean aww that's unfortunate

Wifisfuneral: i put firecrackers in my ass and that shit hurt

Juicewrld: just because you do some outta pocket shit doesn't mean we want to know

Wifisfuneral: i thought you guys would

Juicewrld: yeah cause you think every-fucking-thing revolves around you, you stupid bitch but really nobody fucking cares about you or what you do besides stoke's dusty ass besides that you can go fuck yourself with that firecracker whore

6ix9ine: bipolar jarad strikes again

Playboicarti: jesus christ....

Scarlxrd: jarad do you need a hug cause you sound kinda salty

Juicewrld: I'll show you salty you wanker bitch

Scarlxrd: i love it when you call me names

Tayk: "what the fuck is wrong with you niggas" - soulja boy

A/N: oof sorry for not updating this in a long ass time lol i hope you guys have a good new years :)

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