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WARNING: THIS REALLY SUCKS IM SO SORRY

*slumpgod added Smokepurpp, playboi carti, lil uzi vert, 6ix9ine, and 5 others to I'll eat a niggas ass like an almond joy*

Comethazine: thats kinda gay

Slumpgod: wut you mean

Trippieredd: the name of the chat

Jetski: the name is literally ill eat a niggas ass like an almond joy

Slumpgod: yeah so?

Trippieredd: it's gay

XXXTENTACION: are you trying to tell us that you got the big gay stokely pokely

Slumpgod: Nigga no! Its just a song lyric damn!!!

Jetski: interesting...

Liluzivert: I smell onions did stoke invite me

Slumpgod: yes the fuck i did

6ix9ine: Susan come back there my kids too :(

Jetski: *their

Trippieredd: nigga what? Who tf is susan!?

6ix9ine: my baby mama

6ix9ine: she took the kids and filed for divorce :(

Tayk: she aint gon leave the kids with you

YBN: yeah cause you like kids

6ix9ine: NO I DONT!!!

Comethazine: why did you try to hit on me then huh?

Jetski: ew

Trippieredd: NANI!

Slumpgod: oof

Tayk: nigga you not a kid

Comethazine: he still hit on me tho

YBN: exposed his rainbow dash headass

Lil uzi vert: my little pony low key go hard...

Tayk: Symere stfu

6ix9ine: YOU LOOKED LIKE A GIRL!!!! ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU HAVE FEMININE FEATURES

YBN: nigga are you blind!? No he doesn't

Comethazine: i dont know to either be offended or take that as a compliment

Tayk: Daniel is a lil creepo

Liluzivert: we know nigga lol

Tayk: stfu and go summon some demons or something

Liluzivert: nah I'll do that tomorrow

Smokepurpp: I just woke up from my 5th nap today!!

Trippieredd: 5th nap....

Jetski: HEY OMAR ESKETIT

Smokepurpp: MYYY BOIIIIII ESSKEETIIIT

Slumpgod: oh no.... The special ed kids have joined forces

Tayk: EVERYONE TAKE COVER!!!

XXXTENTACION: y'all are meanies

Comethazine: Guys I just dropped my bowl of honeycombs :(

Playboicarti: press F to pay respects

Liluzivert: F

Jetski: F

YBN: F

XXXTENTACION: F

Smokepurpp: F

6ix9ine: you guys need to go commit sharp object on wrist

XXXTENTACION: no u

Playboi carti: bro chill Jahmier's bowl of cereal just fell.

Jetski: yeah we are trying to pay our respeks

YBN: by pressing F

Slumpgod: uh oh retard alert retard alert class!!

Comethazine: uh oh stank nigga alert stank nigga alert class

Playboicarti: nigga your text looks musty

Slumpgod: comethazine go fucking jump off of a bridge

Slumpgod: and Jordan i know you not talking with that shit stain on your cheek

Jetski: stoke needs a hug

Playboi carti: im still sexy tho

Lil uzi vert: faxx no homo

6ix9ine: **yes homo

6ix9ine: ill lick that birthmark right off of his pretty lil face then make him suck this takashi dick.

* playboi carti left the chat*

Smokepurpp: HELLL NOO

XXXTENTACION: yes fbi he's right here

Tayk: nigga you have no boundaries

Jetski: im calling bush to go 911 your house

Comethazine: i just puked a little...

Liluzivert: YOU BETTER NOT TOUCH MY BABY YOU FAT FUCK

6ix9ine: what are you gonna do sacrifice me?

Liluzivert: yes i am

* Tayk added playboicarti to ill eat a niggas ass like an almond joy*

Tayk: nigga who gave you the right to leave

YBN: Martin Luther king

Playboicarti: im scared now :(

Jetski: guys this is serious we gotta protect Jordan

XXXTENTACION: yeah from Daniels nasty ass

YBN: yeah lets form a protection squad for Jordan so he don't get raped by daniel

Slumpgod: nuthing gonna happen to Jordan stickbug built ass

6ix9ine: well not yet :)

*playboicarti left the chat*

Comethazine: Daniel this is not ok

Liluzivert: Nigga im one demonic chant away from sending your ass to hell

6ix9ine: do then nigga i DARE you

Slumpgod: welp you guaranteed yourself a spot in hell

Comethazine: sooo are we gonna ignore the fact that symere called jordan his baby

*scarlxrd joined the chat*

Scarlxrd: I heard hell

Jetski: ummm who what when where why how

YBN: who is this nigga?

XXXTENTACION: stoke did you invite him?

Slumpgod: no idk who this nigga is

Trippieredd: maybe one of symere's demon friends.

Liluzivert: shut your goofy ass up I dont know him

Scarlxrd: who: im scarlxrd
What: I heard sacrifice
When: a few seconds ago
Where: in this group chat
Why: cuz i can
How: idk
Scarlxrd: I hope that answers your question :)

Trippieredd: im so confused right now...

Im sorry for this

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