A small state with a red cross and a coat of arms on the middle of its face and the grin of a mad man who knows exactly why he's in trouble and has no regrets about it walks upstairs. He walks upstairs with dolls that resemble Poland, Germany, Russia, and Japan, alongside a tub of itching powder. The Poland doll seems to be covered in powder.
USA: Florida, what did I say about making voodoo dolls of our neighbors.
Florida: You said not to...
USA: Did you make any others?
FL: Yeah..... Everybody else in the neighborhood.
USA: Florida!! Now what are we supposed to do with them!!
FL: Uhh.......
Japan looks in a worried expression. The others have no clue what voodoo is.
USA: Japan?
J: Yeah?
USA: What's Poland's native language?
J: Polish? Why?
Japan doesn't realize that plotholes won't be in this fan-fic (at least not this time)
A: *in polish* Poland, if you could go into an area that isn't my couch for a second, that'd be wonderful
Poland goes outside and is suddenly covered in water.
J: Oh. Why didn't you just throw them away?
USA: We tried that before but as you know, they're voodoo dolls. We learned that the hard way.
All if a sudden, a loud "DAD!!!" is screamed from upstairs. America goes to help his kiddos out.
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It's been about an hour now since that happened and Japan thinks she should go up by now.
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Oh God These Children Have Powers Oh God Oh Fuck
FanfictionI'm bored so I'm writing a countryhumans fan-fic where America and his states recently move in and don't realize how weird their life is since the don't restrain their superpowers Cover art by @FloridaStateHuman
