So here are a couple of jokes you could tell for Christmas. If you have any good ones just mention it in a comment and I'll put it up, credits go to you of course. ;) Enjoy!
Q: What does santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
A:Claustrophobia.
Q: What do you call santa's little helpers?
A: Subordinate clauses
Q: Whats says Oh Oh Oh?
A: Santa doing the moonwalk
Q: What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas?
A: A Twerky
Q: What is the best Christmas present?
A: A broken drum, you just can't beat it.
Q: Which famous playwright was afraid of Christmas?
A: Noël Coward
Q: Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A: A mince spy
Q: Why did the Turkey join a band?
A: It had drumsticks
Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snow ladies?
A: Snowballs
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish
Q: Why did Frosty ( not me Lol :P) the snowman want a divorce?
A: Because he thought his wife was a flake
Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
A: Owlgebra
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosties! Or Frosted Flakes
Q: What do you call a snowman with a 6 pack?
A: the abdominal snowman!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avery
Avery who?
Avery merry christmas!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
Q: If the sun shines while it's snowing what should you look for?
A: A Snowbow
Q: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
A: No eye deer
Q: What do you call 55 penguins in the arctic
A: Lost. Really lost
Q: What did the cow get for Christmas?
A: A COWculator
Q: Why did the candy come cross the road?
A: It wanted to get a licking.
Q: What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A: A cookie sheet
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Christmas
RandomA book about Christmas stuff including jokes and fun stuff to do. Just random stuff about/for Christmas!
