messages ; layhun

iSpy

real__pcy :
everyone already in position?

dokyungsoo :
wait up im getting my tape

real__pcy :
but why

dokyungsoo :
in case byun baek is too noisy barking

baekhyun :
oH WOW SO THAT'S WHAT THE TAPE FOR
i was wondering why the whole time
i thought u gon' tape jongin to his seat or something

real__pcy :
actually
thats a good idea
can i have some?

dokyungsoo :
sure, i brought two

kimjongdashian :
hey guys sorry im late
whats poppin'

dokyungsoo :
your bones if you dont shut up

baekhyun :
kyungsoo!

dokyungsoo :
thats my name

kimjongdashian :
:(
soo hyung is my favorite

real__pcy :
WHY
he legit just threatened you

baekhyun :
says the guy who wanted to tape jongin into a chair

real__pcy :
shut up or else

baekhyun :
wow real scary

kimjongdashian :
because soo hyung can cook delicious food and i love to eat

baekhyun :
jesus jongin why are you always late

kimjongdashian :
i was eating

baekhyun :
honestly.

real__pcy :
GUYS FOCUS
we gotta have our own version of isak and even
yixing and sehun have to be a thing!!

kimjongdashian :
AW WHY DID YOU MENTION EVAK
NOW IM CRYING

dokyungsoo :
wow great job yeol you made the kid cry you bully

real__pcy :
but i wasnt? being? a bully?

baekhyun :
GUYS ITS ALREADY 9
me and soo are hiding in a car

real__pcy :
do any of you see sexing entering the cafe?

dokyungsoo :
not yet
o there they are

baekhyun :
o shid they arrive 2gether

real__pcy :
aight me and jongin are heading in

dokyungsoo :
break a leg
actually break both legs

real__pcy :
okaY SOO WE GET IT
anyways sexing is taking the table by the wall, so jongin and i are taking the one behind them
we're sitting w/ our backs on them so hopefully they cant see our faces

baekhyun :
alright
soo and i will head in now
we're in

real__pcy :
make sure you choose a good spot so you can hear them and cant be seen

kimjongdashian :
okay

real__pcy :
jongin youre with me
why are you answering that

kimjongdashian :
i want to join in the conv too
hey do you think they serve cereal in here?

dokyungsoo :
i'll be your cereal

kimjongdashian :
aw hyung
:'c

dokyungsoo :
cereal killer

real__pcy :
:o

baekhyun :
*cough
loser

dokyungsoo :
FOKIN FIGHT ME
SQUARE UP BAEK

real__pcy :
HEY SSHHH GUYS
DID YOU HEAR THAT?

kimjongdashian :
i aint hear nothin
except sehun saying i suck
wait

baekhyun :
wow hey i also heard that
sehun legit said 'jongin sucks'
YO YIXING said 'baekhyun is such a loser' AS WELL
WHAT THE FUC
K

dokyungsoo :
lmao

baekhyun :
DONT LMAO ME

real__pcy :
soo
sehun just said you're a runaway prisoner

dokyungsoo :
that bitj
i will be a prisoner if he keep this up

baekhyun :
yeol
yixing said you're annoying

real__pcy :
o mY GOD
are those two making fun of us?!

kimjongdashian :
sehun said "shh, can't risk them hearing us"
and then yixing said "it's not like they'd spy on us, don't they?"

baekhyun :
uM
lets leave

dokyungsoo :
i am leaving

baekhyun :
WAIT FOR ME

real__pcy :
shi t
lets go jongin

kimjongdashian :
shouldnt we say goodbye to sehun and xing hyung first?

real__pcy :
NO JONGIN
WHATS THE POINT OF SPYING ON THEM

kimjongdashian :
o right