messages ; layhun

d minor

real__pcy :
hey

ooh sehun :
tsk
its you

real__pcy :
i was doing just fine before i met you

ooh sehun :
but im pretty sure you're already abnormal before you met me

real__pcy :
i drink too much

ooh sehun :
ive told you already to stop drinking water from the bidet!

real__pcy :
and thats an issue

ooh sehun :
im just reminding you on what is right to do!

real__pcy :
but im okay
DANG IT SEHUN ITS A SONG
AND WTF I DONT DRINK FROM THE BIDET THATS A DRUNK JONGDAE

ooh sehun :
ah is that so

real__pcy :
you only listen to disney songs in d minor god dang it

ooh sehun :
whAT eveN Is ThAt
i mean at least im not the one who listen to chopin while playing football after a breakup

real__pcy :
THAT WAS TWO YEARS AGO OKAY?
and mY apologies for not listening to frank ocean's blonde album after a heartbreak
be-cause
i was already sad, why do i need to listen to sad songs?
i should listen to a more upbeat ones and do something that cheer me up!

ooh sehun :
aaand thats why you listened to fantasie impromptu.
while playing football.

real__pcy :
yup

ooh sehun :
did it work?

real__pcy :
yup

ooh sehun :
quickly?

real__pcy :
yup

ooh sehun :
so should i tell areum to do just that?

real__pcy :
yup
HOLD UP
AREUM?
ISNT THAT YOU GIRLFRIED?
WAIT WHAT
IS SHE GOING THROUGH A HEARTBREAK?
DID YOU TWO BREAK UP?

ooh sehun :
stop shouting
i can hear you from 7th floor
and yeah we did

real__pcy :
give me the details.
now.

ooh sehun :
i broke it off yesterday
i went to her place
and i said 'yo homie sup man lets break up, aight? sounds cool? peace out'
and then she slapped me

real__pcy :
lmao you is killin it

ooh sehun :
okay it didnt happen like that

real__pcy :
aw man

ooh sehun :
sorry bro

real__pcy :
nah its okay bro i stil got your back bro

ooh sehun :
bro...
:'c

real__pcy :
c':

ooh sehun :
ok this got weird real quick
so
i went to her place

real__pcy :
accused her for cheating because you saw a man in her place but it turned out to be her father?

ooh sehun :
no
chanyeol stop reading stories like that

real__pcy :
sob

ooh sehun :
okay so i told her i want to break up because i have feelings for someone else and i feel like our relationship doesnt really feels like one
she agreed and surprisingly took it well

real__pcy :
feelings for yixing?

ooh sehun :
no
you

real__pcy :
o shid man sorry even tho i do like guys but you just not my type
you too dumb
i dont want our ship name to be dumb and dumber

ooh sehun :
o thank god i dont like you either
like
i wish i could delete you

real__pcy :
HEY
wait so you like yixing right?

ooh sehun :
ye

real__pcy :
well dang i dont have to subtly ask you then

ooh sehun :
ask me what?

real__pcy :
whoop nvmind
unread it!!1

ooh sehun :
but how?

real__pcy :
idk thats not my problem

ooh sehun :

real__pcy :
ohmygos you just meme yourself