messages ; layhun

cops

real__pcy :
care to explain why you blocked sehun's number

zyxzjs :
you dont need to ask why

real__pcy :
shid u right i'd block him without a reason
but
why would you call a cop on him
there are literally two cops going to sehun's room

zyxzjs :
whoops?

real__pcy :
ok so im going to give you live report

zyxzjs :
this is gonna be fun
HMU

real__pcy :
the cops just went to his room
you know what im going live on ig
watch me!

zyxzjs :
alryt
wait up im calling baek and soo

real__pcy :
what

zyxzjs :
they dont wanna miss the fun
oh baek brought popcorn
kyungsoo brought a bat
dont ask me why

real__pcy :
not planning to.
i'm live!

P C Y ' s I N S T A
zyxzjs funfunfun
byunbaek SEHUN LET HIM HANDCUFF YOU
dokyungsoo is this heaven
zyxzjs hey yeol your friend's over there screaming for help

(chanyeol) "what i have a donut to eat, ain't got time for that"
(sehun) "CHANYEOL IM GONNA KILL YOU IF YOU DONT HELP ME"
(cops) "CHILD YOU CANT KILL PEOPLE. GRAB HIM!"
(sehun) "WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT"

dokyungsoo im sure this is heaven
byunbaek GO COPS!
zyxzjs did that kid just bite the cop's hand

(chanyeol) "none of my coworkers help him either"

zyxzjs what why's that

(chanyeol) "hey guys i have more donuts in that box"

zyxzjs oh

(chanyeol) "and some bleach at counter if you want"

dokyungsoo why would you...
byunbaek i mean i would drink it

(sehun) "WHY WOULD YOU ARREST ME? I DIDNT DO ANYTHING!"
(cops) "shut up and get in! or else we're going to
fly you to london!"
(sehun) "...i'd really like that actually"
(cops) "...just — just get in the car!"

dokyungsoo who called the police tho
zyxzjs *cough
dokyungsoo marry me

(chanyeol) "yo sehun kyungsoo just proposed to yixing"
(sehun) "..."
(cops) "hey hEY GRAB HIM! HE ESCAPED!"
(chanyeol) "he just ran with his hands cuffed"