real__pcy :
oh my god
helpbaekhyun :
what
did you stare at the mirror again?real__pcy :
:O
moronbaekhyun :
ok srsly wht hppnreal__pcy :
can you do me a favorbaekhyun :
i swear if you ask me to be your fake grandma again i will sue you and your entire countryreal__pcy :
but...
your country is my country...baekhyun :
no
youre from chorea
im from rex orange countryreal__pcy :
baek
are you on crack again
it physically hurt to read thatbaekhyun :
>:(real__pcy :
anyway
can you accompany me on spying xing hyung and sehun?baekhyun :
VHAT
IM IN
WHAT SHOULD I DOreal__pcy :
OK OK SO THE THING IS
u kno what
lets make a group chat firstits time for sexing🔥✨🐥
real__pcy invited baekhyun, dokyungsoo, and kimjongdashiando kyungsoo :
what kind of club is thisbaekhyun :
what chANYEOL JONGIN IS STILL 51
WHAT R U DOINGkimjongdashian :
hyungbaekhyun :
o shid typo
i mean
HES STILL 5real__pcy :
it's sehun's and yixing's ship name!
sexing!
im a geniusdokyungsoo :
yup i'll take my leave from this cultbaekhyun :
u wanted to leave because this cult is rivaling your cultdokyungsoo :
spot onreal__pcy :
NO WAIT IM sERIOUS
this is a group for operation: get yixing and sehun be boyfriends and get married and buy chanyeol two teslasdokyungsoo :
i was hooked until the last partreal__pcy :
i'll give one of the teslas to udokyungsoo :
aight so what's the plankimjongdashian :
hyung what about mereal__pcy :
i'll let you touch my teslakimjongdashian :
yeah! thanks hyung! you're the best!!baekhyun :
he's an airheaddokyungsoo :
that's youbaekhyun :
and you're an airbenderdokyungsoo :
what does that even meanbaekhyun :
it means you're avatar
you're aangkimjongdashian :
he means you have no hair hyungdokyungsoo :
YES I GET IT JONGIN
anywaYS FUC KYOU BAEKHYUNreal__pcy :
no no you're getting it wrong!
yixing hyung and sehun should be the ones doin the fu Ckingbaekhyun :
why did u type it like that
and omg jongin close your eyeskimjongdashian :
already didbaekhyun :
you know what that's even weirder
SO WHATS THE PLANreal__pcy :
finAlLy
sooooo sexing are going on a date 2morrow
i know the place because yixing texted me about his romance lifedokyungsoo :
show offbaekhyun :
show offreal__pcy :
stop
and so theyre going to xxx cafe at 9baekhyun :
9 am?real__pcy :
yup
and i want us to spy on them in that cafe
we gotta used cool clothes like beanie and mask and stuffdokyungsoo :
we're just going to look like we gonna rob 'emreal__pcy :
ok wear whatever that'll disguise youbaekhyun :
i'll wear a wigreal__pcy :
i am not surprised by that
anyways
and then we're going to listen to their conversation
and if they don't end up 2gether
i say we force them!dokyungsoo :
idiot
you're forcing feelingsreal__pcy :
ok not like that
but i mean
we gotta straight things up if they got into a quarrel instead of making outdokyungsoo :
ok but none of this plan is remotely straightreal__pcy :
shut up kyungpoodokyungsoo :
OH YOU DARE?real__pcy :
shidbaekhyun :
UUU IM SO EXCITED FOR TOMORROWdokyungsoo :
you're just excited to finally wear your wig againbaekhyun :
wellreal__pcy :
I'M EXCITED TOO
LETS HOPE FOR THE BESTkimjongdashian :
show off
OH MAN IM LATE AGAIN :c
guys?
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i'm sorry this chapter took 737818 years and is very cringy. hope you all have a good day~~
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