Yeah, I don't know how I didn't see this one coming.
Object Class: Keter
(I'm kinda concerned with how many Keters I'm covering)
Keter SCPs are awesome, because they're so hard to contain
(Jesus this article is long)
Special Containment Procedures: 035 is to be stored in a airtight glass case-
Hold up. The picture in the wiki. I thought 035 was frowning. DUDE. I SWEAR, WHEN I LOOKED AT THE ENTRY IN THE MORNING, IT WAS FROWNING, WTF, DUDE, WTF
It's smiling now but-
WTF IT'S FROWNING NOW?
I SWEAR, IT WAS SMILING-
I am sufficiently spooked right now
give me a moment, I'm just going to take a couple of deep breaths
Breathe in, breath out, in, out
JESUS F*CKING CHRIST IT CHANGED AGAIN
hold up.
It's a gif.
that's
that's not funny, wiki
It's all in a days work, kids.
Anyway, the door leading to 035 is to be 'triple-locked' at all times.
Person in charge: You know what
Person: what
Person in charge: We should triple lock the door leading to 035
Person: why don't we just, I don't know, just destroy it?
Person in charge: Shut up Billy
Fun fact: There are to be two(2) armed guards outside the door to 035 and there should be a trained psychologist on site.
Research Personal are to not come in contact with 035, because obvious reasons. Every two(2) weeks, 035 is to be moved into a new case, because reasons
Anyone who comes in contact with 035 is to be "when it is in possession of a host is to be given an immediate psychological evaluation."
Psychologist: What did you do THIS time?
Person: I touched a mask
Psychologist: You know what? Get out my f*cking office, you-
Person: what about my lollipop
Psychologist: GET OUT
Description: 035 is one of those weird comedy masks, the kind you see at those weird plays where the people sing about medieval stuff
yeah
WAIT I DIDN'T DO A CHRISTMAS CHAPTER.
AUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH
guys, I'm super sorry, but I'm going to have to cut this chapter short.
And I won't be able to update during X-mas break
;-;
don't die on me
CZYTASZ
SCPs but they're explained by an idiot
HumorHAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?! No, because we don't have pokemon yet. If we did, then yes. It would have gone too far. Hey, what's up, fuck sluts. Talking about SCP right now. Any and all photos and videos Don't belong to me And none of the SCPs belong...
