DBH//Connor Shorts ( Connor x Reader Oneshots)

✨Christmas Lovin' | Special Chapter

"What do you fucking want her to give you? Come on spit it out." Connor thought for a moment,ever since he gained this ability to think,all he could think about is you. He told Hank once but Hank never touched on it,only laughed and told him "not to worry about it."

"I..I want her." He looked at Hank. Hank seemed to be not phased but he did chuckle. Might as well be the most innocent thing he said all day. "She..makes me happy."

"Alright,Alright Lover-Boy. If you feel that why go tell her that and not me." Hank switched over to his screen as Connor stood there.

His LED turned yellow,as he thought. He..couldn't? Something was preventing him to go so. Hank looked over and sighed roughly. "If you can't do it,i'll do it for you." He's LED ten turned red violently,"As I thought,tell her at the shit-mas party or something. It's been 6 months since this started ,it's time to fucking do something." Connor sighed.

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It was now the Christmas party! Everyone was in it,but (Y/N) or Connor. (BFF/N) was getting worried,"Hey Gavie,have you seen (Y/N) and Connor? It's most certainly unlike (Y/N) to miss out on the party 20 minutes in." Gavin looked over confused but then laughed.

"Probably fucking around with him." He snickered but (BFF/N) wasn't amused.

"You can't fuck a android like him,Gavin we talked about this over text! You have to install one in beforehand! The most he can do is finger fuck her!" They argued for a bit until the saw the two in question.

"(Y/N)! Connor! Hello! Welcome!" (BFF/N) cheered to you and hugged you. You hugged back,"Howdy."

"Where were you? I thought you dipped out or something!" You giggled and waved it off.

"Connor and I just got here,I was in the bathroom and He had stuff to do before he could come." You smiled as Gavin nudged them and whispered "I bet she was 'stuff'." You didn't hear it but (BFF/N) slapped him on the head and pushed him off.

"Well I'm glad you came,enjoy yourself you two!" They walked off where they had pushed Gavin as you sighed.

"Well since we are here we might as well have fun." You looked at Connor to see he was staring at you. Which in turn made you jump,"A-Are you okay?" It took him a moment before he spoke.

"Is something bothering you? You seemed to have been stressed out all day,its my job to also care for you as a teammate." You blushed but sighed after.

"There is no use hiding it.. I-" Before you could tell him,Gavin chimed in.

"Looks whos under the mistletoe~!" You were about to tell him off again but you looked up and indeed,that cursed plant is above you and Connor. You gasped and turned to Connor again.

"D-don't mind that,you don't have to do it if you don't want-I mean! We don't need to do it!" You started stuttering. Everyone wasn't looking at you,but it still made you nervous. You kissing an android? It sound crazy but,you did like this particular android..

"It's only customary." He started as you looked in shock,"You have to kiss under it."
"C-C-Connor! Really! You don't have to-"

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Like a light,you switched silent. He kissed you mid sentence,with no hesitation or anything! Thoughts rushed to your head,seemingly all at once,so much so you couldn't hear anymore. For a moment,you saw his LED light turn pink.

He ended it and looked at you,you were a really bright red. You could possibly glow at this point. He smiled as you started to freak out. "I-I...Wha..t!?" You covered your face and looked down. This was a moment you never expected. But was happy nonetheless about it.

"I'm sorry if I shocked you,I was doing what was asked." You stayed quiet,"What were you saying again (Y/N)?"

"I..I didn't get you anything for christmas..I forgot to get you something yesterday.." You mumbled in your hands,He was silent,but you heard him breath in.

"No you didn't,I got what I wanted."
"What was that?" You looked up at him,and saw faint blue on his cheeks.

"You."

That's it,you were going to cry. You could take all this all at once. You hugged him,and started to cry tears in his uniform. He couldn't feel it through the thickness,but he hugged back anyway. From the corner of his eye he could see Hank giving him a thumbs up before drinking the beer he had.

"Oh,by the way," He takes out the box necklace,"Merry Christmas,(Y/N)."

You looked at it with teary eyes,
"...Merry Christmas,Connor."

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hey hey HOWDY THIS WAS 2000+ LONG YEAAAAAH
I'm so fucking proud you better have read all of this or i will riot. >:(

he may be out of character but guys it's been forever cut me some sla ck,also this has to be the most mello book by far that didn't feel forced. So i hope you did like it it look a few hours lmao

for the people who read this far have a bonus ;D

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Talking to:
【Gavin Suck-Me-Off】

Hey do you think : Gavin
Connor can fuck (Y/N)?
(Seen at 8:30pm)

(BFF/N) : oh
mY
GOD GAVIN
sHUT UP

Ok but think about it >:/ : Gavin

(Y/N) is like hella interested in tin can
It would make so much sense if she will fuck him eventually
So like
How would it work?

(BFF/N) : You fucking tard,It doesn't work like that
He has to have one BEFOREHAND,you can't do it for a Connor Android
Plus doing it now would fuck up his entire system and would throw him off entirely!
why are you texting me this at 8: 34 pm!
did you have a shower thought??

... : Gavin
Maybe

But that doesn't answer my question
How
would
it
work
?

(BFF/N) : Gavin I stg will fucking mute you
YOU CAN'T
FUCK
AN ANDROID
LIKE CONNOR

(BFF/N) : dO YOU LIKE CONNOR OR SOMETHING??
you've been talking about him an awful lot >:D
Gavin c Connor
*x

You can disrespect me in every way,but you choose this. : Gavin
Literally die (BFF/N)
Your getting off topic

(BFF/N) : Your VIBES are off topic

Are you in 2019? stfu : Gavin
You know what
whatever
you don't seem to be answering my totally legit question

(BFF/N) : Becuase it fuking stupid
If you wanna know if he has a PP or not go ask him,not me
or (Y/N) for all i care,or hANK ffs
i don't work at Cyber-Life =.=

(BFF/N) : Anyway gn dude
(Seen at 8:45)

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