Authors note: just to let everyone know rumour and Werner won't be answering any questions until after the songs of Christmas are over because I'm trying to Focus on writing the characters singing the songs so to answer your question Debbie Jones305
The song you read is from the musical Chicago
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Rumour: welcome back everyone hope you enjoyed the last song
Werner: cause ve enjoyed singing it
Rumour: and we got a good song to sing
Werner: I don't know if anybody is vondering vhat it vas ve broke but just do let you know it vas a lightbulb
Rumour: that was good work explaining what that was we scream so loud we were able to-
Werner's cat: meow
Rumour: ahhh (jumps into Werner's arms )
Werner: how does everyone keep getting in here
Werner's cat: meow
Rumour: (gets out of Werner's arms ) I don't know but you shouldn't be scaring people
Werner's cat: (licks rumour's Face)
Werner: good boy zaying zorry
Werner's cat: (lays down and falls asleep)
Rumour: now we better get to singing this song
Werner: yep
Rumour: oh wait
Werner: vhat?
Rumour: we've got to get into costume
Werner: oh right (put on Santa hat)
Rumour: (uses her wand to change her outfit changes into A green dress with a black belt she is also wearing black eyeshadow and green lipstick)
Werner: 😳
Rumour: what?
Werner: n-nothing
Rumour: okay
(Music starts)
Rumour: well well well what have we here Sandy claws huh ooo I'm really scared so you're the one everybody's talking about hahahaha
Werner: (covers his nose with his hat)
Rumour: you're joking you're joking I can't believe my eyes you gotta be this can't be the right guy he's ancient he's ugly I don't know which is worse I might just split a seam now if I don't die laughing first when mr oogie boogie says there's trouble close at hand you'd better pay attention now cause I'm the boogie man
Werner's cat: (wakes up)
Rumour: and if you aren't shaking there's something very wrong cause this may be the last time you hear the boogie song woo-ooo
Werner's cat: meoow
Rumour: wooo
Werner's cat: meoow
Both: wooo I'm the oogie boogie man/ meww mow mow mow mow mew
Rumour: well if I'm feeling antsy and nothing much to do I might just cook a special batch of snake and spider stew and don't you know the one thing that would make it work so nice a rolly-Poly sandy claws to add a little spice
Werner's cat: meoow
Rumour: woooah
Werner's cat: meoow
Rumour: oooh
Both: yeah I'm the oogie boogie man/ meww mow mow mow mow mew
Werner: release me now or you must face zhe dire consequences zhe children are expecting me zo please come to your senses
Rumour: ha you're joking I can't believe my ears would someone shut this fella up I'm drowning in my tears it's funny I'm laughing you really are too much and now with your permission I'm going to do my stuff
Werner: vell vhat are you going to do
Rumour: i'm gonna do the best I can (winks at Werner)
Werner: (blushes)
Rumour: (blindfolds and picks Werner up and Runs upstairs)
Werner's cat: (follows)
Rumour: hahahahahaha doodoodoodoodoo (takes off Werner's blindfold and moves onto giant roulette wheel that she had prepared for this song and of course puts Werner down on a separate space of the roulette wheel)
Werner: (is amazed and a bit scared)
Rumour: ha yeah woooooah oh the sound of Rolling dice to me is music in the air because I'm a gambling boogie man although I don't play fair it's much more fun I must confess when lives are on the line not mine of course but yours old boy now that would be just fine
Werner: release me fast or you vill have to answer for zhis heinous act
Rumour: oh brother you're something you put me in a spin you aren't comprehending The position that you're in it's hopeless you're finished you haven't got a prayer cause I'm Mr Oogie boogie and you ain't going nowhere
Rumour: bye hope you enjoyed the song
Werner: it vas fun to sing
Werner's cat: meow
