Fuselage

♡~♡ Chapter 26 ♡~♡

"Get him out then. I'd hate to ban friends of Kyoka's." The man waved. "If he's too drunk to stand, he's too drunk to be in our establishment. Take him home."

"B-but, Ui! It's-"

Ui crossed his arms, looking something like a mushroom. "I didn't stutter, Mina."

"Got it, Ui!" Mina waved, smiling. "So sorry! I'm calling a cab right now, right now!" She watched after him for a moment with her phone to her ear before turning on a heel, "The fuck is wrong with you two?! Get outside, get! Get!!"

"Whatever Raccoon Face." Katsuki growled, fist still tangled in a furiously red faced Eijirou's collar.

The fresh air hit him in the face like a blessing.

"This is much better than that bar." Katsuki grinned, closing his eyes, turning his face to the sky. "Perfect for-"

"Flying, yeah yeah." Mina waved her hand, putting her phone away. "Cab's gunna be here soon. What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck happened? I was about to get fucking lucky? It's Denki's birthday?! What the absolute fuck?! Like, okay, I get it. Okay. We put up with your guys' drama all the time-" Mina stopped pacing for half a second, "And don't you even dare-" a finger swung to accuse them, Katsuki snarling and Eijirou staying upright by the grace of the walls on either side, "-try and say you don't have drama. We all deal with your guys' shit. You fight more than any other combo of friends we've ever had. Don't even pretend you don't-"

"I kiss'd 'im." Eijirou buried his face in his hands, slouched down to the ground. "I kiss'd mah Kats. Myyyy Kitty kitty kat."

"Jesus Fuck." Katsuki mocked gagging, "How fucking drunk are you, you absolute idiot?"

"I had'ta get drunk, Kat." Eijirou looked up a mess of smiles and tears. Cheeks too pink, eyes glazed. "If I didn't I couldn't'a done it. I wouldn't'a been brave enough."

"Oh my GOD!" Mina's whole body emphasized as the cab pulled up. "This is the most inappropriate time to have a sexual revelation, Eijirou. What the fuck?!"

"'M gunna be sick." Ei hunched over, breathing shallow.

"Then puke, you fucking moron." Katsuki shouted.

"NO!" Eijirou shouted back, crying. "If I do I won't be able to..." He hiccuped. "I can't..."

"Oh ffumble." Mina shoved her knuckles in her mouth to cut herself off as the cabbie honked.

"Are ya' getting in or what? It's a long fucking drive and-"

"We're having a crisis, okay?!" She shouted back before grabbing Katsuki by the collar, pulling him in close. "Get him home, get him to bed. And if you hurt him or take advantage of him I'll gut you. I swear to fucking God. Do you understand?"

"Like I would." Katsuki pulled out of her grasp easily, sniffing. "Who hurt you, Raccoon Eyes?"

"Fuck off. I'm getting re-drunk, and getting plowed. Fuck y'all." She huffed, chest nearly heaving out of her top. "But text me when you make it, okay?"

"Yes Mom." Katsuki sighed, "Get your slovenly ass in the mother fucking cab, Dipshit. Or I'm going to kill you."

"I can't use my legs, Kat." Eijirou still hadn't stopped crying. "I kissed you without permission and I can't use my legs!" He sobbed as he stood, leaning heavily on Katsuki. "I'm garbage."

"Not the terminology I would have used." Katsuki rolled his eyes, growling when Mina backhanded him in the head.

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