Through The Fire

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"Bitch" I say under my breath.

After applying my makeup, I finally put on my outfit and do my hair. I did a quick lace right quick.

I took one twirl and I looked great

"Giving the girls.....tin man" Didi said.

I laughed and slapped the back of her head making her spill her cereal on herself.

"IGHT HERSHEY KISS!" She screams from inside the house

After cracking up sounding like some pop rocks, I started my car and headed to the restaurant to meet Jonathan.

I finally pulled up and went inside to meet the chocolate midget sitting down with a grin.

We give each other hugs and sit down.

"You look great ma" he says

"You look good too my guy. Looking like a lifesaver!"  I say while smiling

We both started laughing until I felt something bubble in my stomach.

"Oh shit" I thought to myself.

"You okay ma?" He asks me.

I nod. When in reality, I wasn't!!

It must've been that damn milkshake.

My stomach kept pushing in my ass

I didn't want to abandon Jonathan but shid.....I have to SHIT!!

"Oh my god!" I say.

"What happened?" He says.

"Didi has a peanut allergy, and she left her epipen in my bag"  I lie to him.

"We can reschedule ma, you need to get to your sister." He reassures me.

I smile and give him a kiss on the cheek.

Once I was in the clear....I hauled ass to my car.

"Wooh shit!" I say while bouncing to my car.

I call Didi to open the door.

"Ooh she gotta doo doo!!!" Didi exclaims.

"DIDI OPEN THE MF DOOR!" I scream.

"Girl go to hell" She tells me and hanged up

I pulled in the driveway and locked my car.
I ran to the door like a handicapped child when the school bell rang.

I unlocked the door, ran up to my bathroom and when I pulled down my pants and them cheeks felt a whiff of air....it sounded like a Choppa

"SKRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

"OH MY GOD THEY SHOOTING!" Didi says from downstairs.

I grab both sides of the toilet so I won't blast off of the bitch.

After that mayhem, I clean myself up and lay in my bed.

Didi comes in, "oh hell Nah, smell like false hopes and dreams"

"Bitch get out" I tell her.

I sigh.

I received a text from Jonathan

Da Midget: I know you had to shit. See your shitty booty ass on Saturday ma😘.

I sigh. "What a shitty day!"  I scream.

"WHAT A SHITTY HOUSE!" Didi screams.