Luther
"My face is so hot it feels like an earthquake."
"What's it called when your eye is all bungy?"
Diego
"Is hurting any baby animals child abuse?"
"I like how you addressed that, going with the flow." (Don't ask-)
Klaus
"Does seaweed count as drugs?"
"Do men have milk in their nipples?"
Five
"No, I'm pretty sure coffee that has caramel only needs caramel to be a coffee."
"Oh, look this thing costs only $1.00." (In my defence, it looked like there was a . in the middle)
Ben
"Is a small branch called a twag?"
"Ooo, I love spaghetti and meatballs." (It was literally nachos...)
Yes these are actual things I have said and yes I am incredibly embarrassed about it so don't judge me for it, I still can't believe I said half of these things, but tell me what's the most stupidest thing you've ever said?
CITEȘTI
The Umbrella Academy Imagines {???}
Fanfiction{REQUESTS CLOSED} Heyo, I write imagines and occasionally preferences about UA, I came back after like 2 years but uh yeah? Before you ask, no I don't do girl imagines- I kinda suck at those onesies, if there was ones written with girls it was my co...
